The springtime urge to impulse buy CX is strong but I screwed myself by hatching out weird mongrel turkeys instead for funsies so I got 5 of these things now

Finally got it done. Adios!

Gets to sit in the fridge a few days now. 20lb-ish live, 17lb dressed.

They haven't cared for pellets yet but by golly do they love grass time. Monch monch monch

buunith

What if instead of butchering the layer hen that keeps eating his blood feathers, I butcher him?

Hes with the buns while I think about it.

mouf

Jailed for poop-digging crimes.

This is her mugshot btw

Caught her red-handed tryna help her grandma escape

That's a look alright

Ahaaaaa that's awsome!!

This is my new favorite photo

Fashion

Infestation of little white things

Absolutely vicious Britannia Petite mugging me for pets

It's a well known fact that I'm a pro procrastinator, but I finally weighed this guy that showed up on Thanksgiving because discussion of his relocation to Freezer Camp has been imminent.

19 pounds

What the heck? I weighed him multiple times. He's been on 20% for months, and from what I've read that should be acceptable. He feels a lot plumper than the black hen and lot bigger in weight and stature than a wild turkey, but still feels like he should be a lot fatter than this regardless of breed. I don't know what to do to fatten him up other than get 30% gamebird starter for him. :/

I told Spud shes fat.

Do you love the color of the Mouse Butt

The old woman Ash is officially retired from breeding and gets to live it up cozy with her daughters and grand daughters and great grand daughters now.