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Roger Rabbit
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Comedian Writer Television Star Happily engaged to the most beautiful woman on the planet. "That's right, my dear. I'd love to embrace you, but first, I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage."
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“There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.”
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“I’ve learned just exactly enough to make it look like I know what I’m doing. I assure you, it’s all an illusion.”
“Then what were those quick feet back there hm?”
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“No battle - you definitely win. I’m not much of a dancer.”
“This sounds like the beginning of a serious awesome battle.”
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“Am I? That’s nice to hear. I think you’re more awesome.”
“You’re really awesome, you know that?”
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“It’s paid off, honestly. You’ve got amazing form.”
“..Really? Thanks, sixteen years of kicking my own ass pretty much.” She laughed softly, shaking her head.
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“I’ve had a little training. Not much, but enough. Not as good as you, though. You’re amazing.”
“You’re good with the spins, I’ll give you that.” She gave him a nod, leaping out of his arms as she did a quick spin to face him again. “Not bad at all.”
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“Sorry, sorry, I couldn’t help myself. The floor is all yours.”
“Okay when I said help with dancing this isn’t what I meant!” Gliss laughed, holding on and afraid to get dropped.
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“I can’t wait to finally be married to you. And you really weren’t kidding about this talk not being a turn off.”
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“And have you decided on the honeymoon location?”
“And all the other food.”
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“Do we still get to go cake tasting together? I’ve always wanted to that.”
“You’re always busy with writing. And I’d never make final decisions without you. I just…narrowed down most of the fields. Now you have three options of flowers and venues instead of thousands.”
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“Really? I’d be more offended for not including me more if you weren’t being so distracting right now.”
“Very far. With wiggle room. I was going to give you final veto power on anything I’ve picked, I just have to finish organizing the binder.”
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“Yes, ma’am. New York it is. How far along are you on these plans exactly?”
“It isn’t about comfort. I set everything up for New York. Everyone in LA can come here.”
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“May 23rd it is. So’re we doing New York or LA? Also I have ties that are way more comfortable on my bony wrists than these handcuffs.”
“May 23rd. That’s when all the wedding vendors think it is, so it’s kind of set in stone. Tell your mom half of the attendees can’t afford to pay for a flight to Hawaii, and that’s thousands of dollars I’m not willing to shell out. Much as I love our guests, I’d rather have a kickass honeymoon.”
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“I was just wondering if you’ve settled on an actual date yet. Our publicist doesn’t want to bother you about it so he’s choosing to harass me every few days so that he can make some ridiculous announcement. Also my mom just really wants to know. She also wants you to know that destination weddings are classy and she loves Hawaii.”
“Sweetie, the wedding is not a turn off. Go on.”
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“Weird time to bring up wedding questions? Actually, don’t answer that. We can get to them later.”
“Then I guess I’m short a slave.”
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“I don’t know. I’m kind of a big Hollywood deal and I’m used to getting what I ask for....”
“Whips and handcuffs, so close. Chains require bolts and things, and I didn’t want to damage the walls. Still in?”
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