quotesofmorons
dumbasses with dumber quotes
you get some quotes of a few morons that play ttrpgs. submissions are welcome.
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"Yar I've eaten my fair share of planks in my day."
#quotes#d&d#no context#moron#d&d 5e#mistakes#fantasy#quotes from morons#dungeons and dragons#god must bear wittness to my word crimes#unorthodox food choice
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"I'm not even sure i trust what i say half the time."
#quotes#d&d#no context#moron#d&d 5e#mistakes#fantasy#quotes from morons#dungeons and dragons#god must bear wittness to my word crimes
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"'Are you a man of god?'
'I'm a woman.'
'Exactly.'"
#quotes#d&d#no context#moron#d&d 5e#mistakes#fantasy#quotes from morons#dungeons and dragons#god must bear wittness to my word crimes#god#man of god#point taken
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"I can afford sleeves but not pants, damn."
#quotes#d&d#no context#moron#d&d 5e#mistakes#fantasy#quotes from morons#dungeons and dragons#god must bear wittness to my word crimes#inflation
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Is the foot appeasing to the little goo?
#quotes#d&d#no context#moron#d&d 5e#mistakes#fantasy#quotes from morons#dungeons and dragons#god must bear wittness to my word crimes#goo#foot
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"The bodies will be preserved by the corpses."
#quotes#d&d#no context#moron#d&d 5e#mistakes#fantasy#quotes from morons#dungeons and dragons#god must bear wittness to my word crimes#preservation#of course#thats how bodies work
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"Mhm, mhm, mhm, i almost just shat my pants."
#quotes#no context#moron#d&d#d&d 5e#mistakes#fantasy#quotes from morons#dungeons and dragons#god must bear wittness to my word crimes#shat my pants
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"It's still musical because it make people staccato."
#quotes#d&d#no context#d&d 5e#moron#mistakes#fantasy#quotes from morons#dungeons and dragons#god must bear wittness to my word crimes#staccato#musicals
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"Hey!Hey! hey! Don't make me swap your skin and bones"
#quotes#d&d#no context#moron#d&d 5e#mistakes#fantasy#quotes from morons#dungeons and dragons#god must bear wittness to my word crimes#skin#tw bones#bones#body swap#Icastfuckyou#odd threats#ominous threats#this is a threat
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"Please I can't afford to be any stupider."
#quotes#d&d#no context#moron#d&d 5e#mistakes#fantasy#quotes from morons#dungeons and dragons#god must bear wittness to my word crimes#stupid#in this economy?#can't afford#low intelligence
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"Could it be anything but aggressively normal."
#quotes#d&d#no context#moron#d&d 5e#mistakes#fantasy#quotes from morons#dungeons and dragons#god must bear wittness to my word crimes#aggressivelynormal
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"Welcome to the bathrealm."
#quotes#d&d#no context#moron#d&d 5e#mistakes#fantasy#quotes from morons#dungeons and dragons#god must bear wittness to my word crimes#bath#realms#welcome#bathrealm
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"It's just fucken sea of theives."
#sea of thieves#quotes#d&d#no context#moron#d&d 5e#mistakes#fantasy#quotes from morons#dungeons and dragons#god must bear wittness to my word crimes
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"Roll to touch ankle."
#rolling#quotes#d&d#no context#moron#d&d 5e#mistakes#fantasy#quotes from morons#dungeons and dragons#god must bear wittness to my word crimes#touch#ankles
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"Skeletons are built for archery."
#quotes#d&d#no context#moron#d&d 5e#mistakes#fantasy#quotes from morons#dungeons and dragons#god must bear wittness to my word crimes#skeleton#archery#built
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"Do you even know your sugar daddy?"
#quotes#d&d#no context#moron#d&d 5e#mistakes#fantasy#quotes from morons#dungeons and dragons#god must bear wittness to my word crimes#sugar daddy
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"Salmon is brittish pink."
#quotes#d&d#no context#moron#d&d 5e#mistakes#fantasy#quotes from morons#dungeons and dragons#god must bear wittness to my word crimes#salmon#brittish
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