“I want to become a Jolteon!”
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How did you find an apartment complex that lets you have all of your cats? I want a kitten on top of my two but pretty much everywhere I’ve encountered only allows you to have two.
The place I’m at right now is unique to everywhere else I’ve lived in that they don’t specify number of pets allowed in the lease. Just that pets are allowed
Also. It’s kind of. How do I say this…..
It’s a cheap apartment complex. Largely being run by a single lady who has a million other fires to put out every day besides counting how many cats I have. She forgot to even charge me the pet deposit when I moved in and I never corrected her
But I mean even if that wasn’t the case, I’ve lived places and my friends have lived places where we go over the allowed number of cats and we would just put them in the bathroom or something during inspections if needed. Or even bring them down to our car in their carriers until maintenance left
I highly encourage always lying to your landlord and smuggling in more cats
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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation
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there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great
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You Are Made Of Stardust — Submitted by nemethos-deamon
#4E466A #907F95 #ADE1F0 #DEFFE2 #363B53 #181B20
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