Gotta be honest, I think bidoof's law is extremely stupid

me: I'm so excited to Craft and make things today :D

body: crushing agony. hospital even perhaps

saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

i feel so bad for OP of that "what do you call these objects in your english-speaking country" post because all the britons and australians are going to give a VERY UNFORTUNATE answer for the cigarettes

awright fellas i need your input. i've got a bunch of spare material and i aim to make a fursuit head out of it, and these are the choices i came up with. i'd like to ask your input on these animal choices! which one you like, design adjustments you'd suggest, i'd love to hear what you think!

ok I’m trying to see something here

it is nearly weighted blanket weather, my dudes

Personality test, is 80f/26c too hot for you?

i'm keeping you in the time loop. it's the only way i know how to keep you safe. trapping you here, in the last day that you're alive, ignorant of what's to come as the sun sets. i dread each minute, a countdown to the end, but live in relief as all the blood washes away, all the would-be scars fade, and the tears dry before they have a chance to fall. but the memory of you dying in my arms remains, and so i'm keeping you in the time loop

i think the most interesting thing about morpho is just how starkly different he is from the standard Kirby series design framework.

rather than taking simple, broad strokes tropes and making them kirby themed - "supercomputer decides organic life is extraneous", "alien virus apocalypses a planet", any number of "megalomaniac tries to take over" or "evil wizard wreaks havoc" plots - morpho instead arguably follows the pokemon school of design wherein he directly takes from a million real-world cultural and mythological sources and collates those all into a single character.

specifically the fact that he references no less than four actual, real-world views of the afterlife. direct references to real religions/philosophies (not just simply calling a character "a god") are rare enough in the series that they're always jarring, but four? damn. they made morpho a psychopomp and they really wanted you to know it.

this all follows through in what he actually does in-game, too. both times we've seen morpho enact his power, it was to move on souls that by all means should have passed already. people joke and freak out about The Butterfly and omg don't let it touch you!!!! but man, he's not the god of death. he's a guide. he doesn't automatically kill things just by touching them, that's not his job.

i don't think morpho will rise to the position of serious, central character - his whole schtick kind of works best if he remains in this semi-canon "he kind of just shows up sometimes, isn't that cool" category - but he's definitely like, a Feature of the series' theology.

now if only we could get an answer on what the hell necrodeus is we'd be set lmao

unstoppable force (I fucking love handsewing) meets immovable object (so much fucking handsewing)

i have a very important question. which extremely famous and influential person went on TV and mispronounced "decal" because I have now heard two different native english speakers from two VERY different accents pronounce it "deckle"

motherfucking DECKLE

i just tried to watch a hellaverse commentary video talking about vivzie's older stuff and it's like, man. if you want me to treat your commentary with even an iota of seriousness, maybe don't open up by calling her old art "amoral and degenerate". holy shit.

this was by a really big and generally well-respected creator too WHO IS LARGELY ON VIVZIE'S SIDE it's like, can we maybe not dip into the nazi dogwhistles? for five seconds? please?

hazbin hotel is the final boss of cringe culture being dead

this has to be the party of the god damn century, tex.

good evening all, here is my random headcanon for the day: ozzie's bull head is specifically an aurochs

thank you for your time