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i’ve fallen and i cant get up

Hozier singing Cosmic Love by Florence + The Machine

I work in a kitchen. You have no idea how many people say 'You look like the guy from ratatouille'. Every damn minute.

Garlic is so iconic

Honestly? OP can suck a cock and die.

Exposing my elementary/middle school bully to her parents.

Here’s some backstory: My family switched towns after my father got a promotion at his job, before I started 2nd grade. I was a very small and quiet kid, which made me prone to bullying. A few days after I moved to a school near my new house, this kid (whom we will call Amy for the sake of her and her family’s privacy) and her friends started picking on me for being vulnerable. I tried reporting her to the teacher and principal, but since her mother was a teacher at said school and had a good relationship with the rest of the staff, no one did anything about it.

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Just Like the First Time.

the fact that phones dont have little charm loops in them anymore only goes to show that humanity as we know it is on the decline

this is my lesbian aesthetic, everything else can go home

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)

Me reading that shit now:

katniss in book 3: my childrens playground is built on dead bodies and bones, i never wanted children but peeta convinced me, i will never heal from what happened to me. the end 

me reading that shit at 15:

HELL YEAH BOYS!!

Hahaha this quiz said I would be Hitmonchan but I literally won’t fight anyone I am too weak

@crimisnail us during the boat stage we were meant to “speed run”

just take the damn health kit

please... take one for the team matteo

The Italian Prime Minister, Matteo Renzi, and British Prime Minister Theresa May meet for negotiations and …what is going on there?

More than half of all tags on tumblr are just like

Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is

uh… Thor?