Writing is not about 'telling an epic story' or 'making something that will outlive you'. Writing is about going "You know what would be fucking awesome?" and then committing word crimes

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

dissociating?

go outside.

i literally started to feel so shitty so i put my phone down, and went outside.

i did cartwheels and handstands (bad ones but i had fun) i lied in the grass, i ran around barefoot, i got my sketchbook and drew

i’m telling you just stepping outside and getting away from your screens helps

you’re real. life is beautiful. you’ll be okay i promise.

Elon Musk bought the company. He has nothing to do with the development. #CosplayEngineer

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

JAY. JAY WHEN I CATCH YOU JAY. JAY WHEN I CATCH YOU JAY.

SIR ARE YOU OKAY??? WHO HURT YOU???????

JAY. JAY WHEN I CATCH YOU JAY. JAY WHEN I CATCH YOU JAY.

SIR ARE YOU OKAY??? WHO HURT YOU???????

JAY. JAY WHEN I CATCH YOU JAY. JAY WHEN I CATCH YOU JAY.

SIR ARE YOU OKAY??? WHO HURT YOU???????

JAY. JAY WHEN I CATCH YOU JAY. JAY WHEN I CATCH YOU JAY.

SIR ARE YOU OKAY??? WHO HURT YOU???????

JAY. JAY WHEN I CATCH YOU JAY. JAY WHEN I CATCH YOU JAY.

SIR ARE YOU OKAY??? WHO HURT YOU???????

grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. ugly man. shitty palm tree. clear evidence of air pollution. conservative bumper stickers. roadkill. why do i feel worse

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.

Via @StarshipAlves at the It Was A Bird Once place: "Google has suspended drone courier flights because of raven attacks. Looks like the Ravens have taken our side against Skynet."