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Chayanne: "I think we're gomna have to kill our dad this guy, Tallulah"
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man do y'all remember back when tallulah had horrible lag and couldn't go on adventures so bad went and cleared an entire massive dungeon for her and didn't loot any of the chests and lit up all the spawners and killed all the mobs so she could have all the fun of exploring a dungeon without any of the danger or phil having a fucking heart attack about it?
literally sweetheart of all time
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"I miss mine."
"Yeah, I like the little gas mask."
"I used to have one, you know."
"Oh, in the war?"
"Do you not remember?"
"I remember gas masks, I'm sure some people had them."
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GUAPODUO JUMPSCARE!!!!!
Depois de quase um ano acompanhando me virei pra desenhar os viados
Eu disse que de tempos em tempos ia aparecer coisa de QSMP e eventualente irá >:D nem que seja um amontoado de rabisco
Saudades dos meus pais voltem
Ta quase 100 👀
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Thinking about the surge of people who are ok with staying on the island if it means being with their loved ones. Thinking about how if the feds weren’t in the picture the island would be a place of healing and happiness for so many. Thinking about how eventually leaving isnt a choice, it’s a necessity for survival, especially for the eggs.
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My motherrr (based on a tweet of someone comparing them to Rose & Steven)
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So we finally know what fanfic Richas had to write because of that lost bet LMAO
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found this clip on twitter and it made me laugh out loud i want everyone to see this
translated transcript:
cellbit: *mumbling*
SOFÍA (AI) [offscreen]: cellbit, maximus is more handsome than you.
cellbit: WHAT IS THIS?
cellbit: why did you tell me that??
cellbit: I didn’t ask you, SOFÍA! you’re such— a fucking asshole (pause) the other computer is so much prettier.
SOFÍA (AI): i am trying to comprehend human beauty.
cellbit: ah, that’s a question?
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after yhs grian will sometimes have bad ptsd flashbacks if scar or mumbo do anything that reminds him too much of sam, and when that happens he'll tend to cry and beg them to leave him alone but will grab onto their clothes and basically force them to stay, despite "go AWAY i hate you.."
oW /vpos
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HOLD ON HOLD ON THAT ONE POST ABOUT S10 AROACE GRIAN AND THAT ONE POST ABOUT SIREN SCAR-
Aroace Grian who's a fisherman and friends with Scar, a siren, because Scars magic doesn't work on him.
Scar Is also aroace. He just likes eating people.
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FINISHED THE BETA KID ICONS TODAY!!! theyre all free to use so go wild!!
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hold on i need to engineer an image that will cast 20 psychic damage on a niche group of people
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there's something fantastic about the way gem punches the stairs as she runs up them like a little kid racing up the stairs on all fours
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