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qin-shi-king · 3 hours
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"My my... You planned this hm? Lucky me.." He smiles genuinely, pecking the taller womans cheek as they enter the teahouse.
"I am sure you and Jessie will get your turn in Ragnarok... You promise me you'll win right? You'll be okay?" The emperor seemed worried, how unusual for him.
*kisses you like a gazillion times because why not and I feel clingy*
Sorry that I haven't been talking to you pretty boy. I got busy! What do you think of going on a date again? I've missed you dearly.~⁠(⁠つ⁠ˆ⁠Д⁠ˆ⁠)⁠つ⁠。⁠☆
—Moon Anon♡
"Ah my băo, it's okay. Everyone is busy once in a while... I missed you too, I'd think a date would be a good idea."
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qin-shi-king · 13 hours
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"Ah well, if a king visits the peasants want to know why." He shrugs, smiling.
"My fight? It could hardly be called that... An exchange of words between kings that is all.... I won though." He scoffs, shrugging a bit.
*kisses you like a gazillion times because why not and I feel clingy*
Sorry that I haven't been talking to you pretty boy. I got busy! What do you think of going on a date again? I've missed you dearly.~⁠(⁠つ⁠ˆ⁠Д⁠ˆ⁠)⁠つ⁠。⁠☆
—Moon Anon♡
"Ah my băo, it's okay. Everyone is busy once in a while... I missed you too, I'd think a date would be a good idea."
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qin-shi-king · 14 hours
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"The tea house sounds wonderful! I can't wait to spend my day with you there.. and of course taste the dumplings!" He chuckles, taking her hand in his.
*kisses you like a gazillion times because why not and I feel clingy*
Sorry that I haven't been talking to you pretty boy. I got busy! What do you think of going on a date again? I've missed you dearly.~⁠(⁠つ⁠ˆ⁠Д⁠ˆ⁠)⁠つ⁠。⁠☆
—Moon Anon♡
"Ah my băo, it's okay. Everyone is busy once in a while... I missed you too, I'd think a date would be a good idea."
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qin-shi-king · 15 hours
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Jessie kicks the door in. QIN! Have you seen a little girl, blonde hair and green eyes, with a couple of dogs anywhere?
"該死的! Jessie...No I haven't seen a little girl, but some dogs were here about...an hour ago." He placed a hand over his heart, scoffing at being scared by her before returning to his neutral expression.
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qin-shi-king · 15 hours
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Nah, Qin is serving cunt with this argument
He chuckles, smiling with gratitude.
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qin-shi-king · 15 hours
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*kisses you like a gazillion times because why not and I feel clingy*
Sorry that I haven't been talking to you pretty boy. I got busy! What do you think of going on a date again? I've missed you dearly.~⁠(⁠つ⁠ˆ⁠Д⁠ˆ⁠)⁠つ⁠。⁠☆
—Moon Anon♡
"Ah my băo, it's okay. Everyone is busy once in a while... I missed you too, I'd think a date would be a good idea."
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qin-shi-king · 15 hours
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Me, personality? I'm more into Qin
"Of course you are, my people have a good taste in men."
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qin-shi-king · 15 hours
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Pose of the fan
-photographer
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qin-shi-king · 2 days
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"Not heartless? I bet nothing beats in thag chest of yours. You were ready to drown my empire because you felt threatened by my words and that isn't cruel or heartless? And I know I am more desirable than you... One look should be enough to know that."
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"Go on then, try me."
I am hereby making a formal complaint about sea creatures.
Excuse my chinese but what in the FUCK were you and your wife thinking with some of these.
Sincerely,
Qin Shi Huang
We were thinking about sex. Mainly. And then she got pregnant. But you should already know how that works considering your 204721047229 concubines.
-Poseidon
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qin-shi-king · 2 days
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"For someone so cold, you do waste a lot of time on me."
"And why are you judging my affairs if you were no different? Men and women in your bed is no different than if they were in mine... Well they'd be more satisfied with me."
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"Don't test me."
I am hereby making a formal complaint about sea creatures.
Excuse my chinese but what in the FUCK were you and your wife thinking with some of these.
Sincerely,
Qin Shi Huang
We were thinking about sex. Mainly. And then she got pregnant. But you should already know how that works considering your 204721047229 concubines.
-Poseidon
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qin-shi-king · 2 days
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Qin how about we not fight with Poseidon ok? I don't wanna see you harm your pretty face! (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠;⁠)(Both of you are hot)
—Moon Anon♡
"Pff... I'll be fine, bao!" He chuckles, smiling. To him this almost seems like a game of 'who will have the last word' more than anything.
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qin-shi-king · 2 days
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"It isn't my fault you never indulged in the full length of lust. Why settle for one love when I can have more than I could ever need."
"You are beneath us, you are an ignorant and egotistical god. Of course you cannot rise above me nor Sasaki. If you had only ever let someone other than that wife of yours be close, maybe you would have understood where the swordsman came from."
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I am hereby making a formal complaint about sea creatures.
Excuse my chinese but what in the FUCK were you and your wife thinking with some of these.
Sincerely,
Qin Shi Huang
We were thinking about sex. Mainly. And then she got pregnant. But you should already know how that works considering your 204721047229 concubines.
-Poseidon
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qin-shi-king · 2 days
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The beef with qin shi huang and poseidon is something i would never have thought i would see! (⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠)
{i couldn't handle not rp as moon anymore im bored HEJEH}
—Moon Anon ♡
"Well I do find it amusing in a way but do not worry, that fish is no match for me."
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qin-shi-king · 2 days
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He shrugs, "Just lovers, no one important to my heart. While on the topic of your brother, plot armor you say, I say he simply didn't cut it as king nor god. Drowing china or my empire now would only punish the living, I am dead remember? But unlike your brother and yourself, I'm alive in terms of heaven."
"Have you ever thought about why you two lost? That you both were just underneath the likes of humanity and way to ignorant to see that?"
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"I am hotter than you."
I am hereby making a formal complaint about sea creatures.
Excuse my chinese but what in the FUCK were you and your wife thinking with some of these.
Sincerely,
Qin Shi Huang
We were thinking about sex. Mainly. And then she got pregnant. But you should already know how that works considering your 204721047229 concubines.
-Poseidon
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qin-shi-king · 2 days
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"Ha! You must be delusional if you think I would have interest in someone like you. Besides if you know of my history, you know where you'd end up... in a similar fashion to your brother, maybe you want that hm? I have no care for your three children, an actual king would have more beautiful children instead of whatever the ocean bears."
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I am hereby making a formal complaint about sea creatures.
Excuse my chinese but what in the FUCK were you and your wife thinking with some of these.
Sincerely,
Qin Shi Huang
We were thinking about sex. Mainly. And then she got pregnant. But you should already know how that works considering your 204721047229 concubines.
-Poseidon
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qin-shi-king · 2 days
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"Right right... because I wasn't able to defeat a god, right? But I agree your wife shouldn't be blamed for your monstrous offspring, I am surprised that she would even settle for something as lowly as you. Any woman, even man, could choose much better."
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I am hereby making a formal complaint about sea creatures.
Excuse my chinese but what in the FUCK were you and your wife thinking with some of these.
Sincerely,
Qin Shi Huang
We were thinking about sex. Mainly. And then she got pregnant. But you should already know how that works considering your 204721047229 concubines.
-Poseidon
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qin-shi-king · 2 days
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"I can quite understand... How sad to see that both of your genes are simple disgusting beasts. Truly remarkable. "
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I am hereby making a formal complaint about sea creatures.
Excuse my chinese but what in the FUCK were you and your wife thinking with some of these.
Sincerely,
Qin Shi Huang
We were thinking about sex. Mainly. And then she got pregnant. But you should already know how that works considering your 204721047229 concubines.
-Poseidon
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