no bc i literally just got home AND FIND OUT THAT MY SISTER IS ENGAGED WHAAAT -

new keyboard lets goooooo

🌙 * ― 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐎𝐍 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃 ( a collection of unhinged and relatable things said on discord. feel free to change wording as needed! do not add to the list. )

❛  you know bullying is my love language and you’re still here so… ❜ ❛  i mean... who am i to say no to that. ❜ ❛  hey, some might be into that. i won’t judge. much. ❜ ❛  we can both be dumb but pretty. ❜ ❛  because you wanna know why? fictional men can't disappoint me like real life men can. ❜ ❛ i need someone that’d end the world for me.  ❜ ❛ can’t be sad with dick / pussy. or nice tits.  ❜ ❛  thinking of how they're all old in this movie like wow i love dilfs and milfs. ❜ ❛  he fucking is like a ROACH, CAN'T EVER GET RID OF HIM. ❜ ❛  [name] do not encourage their antics, I BEG OF YOU. ❜ ❛  don't bully me, i'll cry. ❜ ❛  [name]..... why are you such a people pleaser. ❜ ❛  i am an indecisive bitch okay. ❜ ❛  don't squish his TUMMY! ❜ ❛  fair enough but what did you do dumb bitch? ❜ ❛ i have a flyswatter, i will smack him.  ❜ ❛  oh god yeah, add that motherfucker as well... the hate list grows. ❜ ❛  he gets no peace in any universe. ❜ ❛  if they get hurt, they get hurt. ❜ ❛  no love… there is no love in this house. ❜ ❛  truly, the braincells are not in my head. ❜ ❛ i wanna grab his waist. ❜ ❛  they just… need to fuck the anger out. ❜ ❛  could be worse but i'm judging. ❜ ❛ yes, oil me up baby.  ❜ ❛  don't you shush me. ❜ ❛  how dare you make me NOT distracted. ❜ ❛  i'm sure you've seen each other naked before, this is nothing new. ❜ ❛  suffer. ❜ ❛  i ... fucking THIEF. ❜ ❛  old men are just superior. ❜ ❛  sometimes people just deserve to be stabbed. ❜ ❛  bisexuals don't sit normally. ❜ ❛  i never said i was smart. ❜ ❛  what am i to say about this? want me to kiss your booboos better? ❜ ❛  JOKES ON YOU, I ACTUALLY DO, AHAHAHAHA. ❜ ❛  we both know you have a mask kink. ❜ ❛  kick him six feet under. ❜ ❛  to be fair i only killed those at the gate. ❜ ❛  well sooooorry, can't all be goody-two-shoes like [name]. ❜ ❛  i'm gonna murder you. ❜ ❛  it's because you're OLD. ❜ ❛  we're just ... too nice for our own good. ❜ ❛  and then you got sweaty [name] out here going batshit crazy and killing a whole building of people. ❜ ❛  we are in fact too dumb and yet here we are. ❜ ❛  actually i'm a liar, i'd let a lot of men get it. ❜ ❛  oOP NOT ME SEEING ANOTHER VIDEO/PICTURE AND I THINK HE'S FINGERING HER. ❜ ❛  he's adorable when he isn't being a gremlin and trying to randomly bite me. ❜ ❛  it’s in my contract of existing to bully everyone. ❜ ❛  well clearly you enjoy it since you’re still here. ❜ ❛  feeling a little called out? ❜ ❛  anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. ❜

you should like this for a little invasion on your inbox ! ! ! i missed my girl ! ! ! !

happy birthday Xinyan! my beloved pyro queen ❣🔥

EVERY MONTH IS HER MONTH! 🔥

XINYAN in version 2.2 trailer

we don't talk about how smart xinyan is . . . just the fact that she was able to turn her guitar into an electric guitar speaks volumes about her intelligence .

xinyan is the type of friend that NEVER has enough money with her , but she always pays you back fr -

it's getting hot in here...

matching weapons

      "" . . . . are ya sure about that ? ""

      1 , 2 , 3 , 4 ! hi there ! ! ! pichu back once more with another blog , this time with the loveable XINYAN of GENSHIN IMPACT ! how about you rb this and lmk you want to interact with me ?

i think they'd be really good friends actually

xinyan is the type of friend that NEVER has enough money with her , but she always pays you back fr -

thinking about this again but , instead , when she is fighting if needed be . imagine how terrifying that would be seeing someone coming at you , skating with FIRE , and with a big ass claymore in hand , , , ,

characters from other fandoms that i think would be friends with xinyan ! :

korra ( lok ) ;

bolin ( lok ) ;

tmnt ( . . . tmnt ) ;

sonic ( . . . . sonic ) ;

togata mirio ( bnha ) ;

hado nejire ( bnha ) ;

bakugo katsuki ( bnha ) ;

todoroki natsuo ( bnha ) ;

hawks / takami keigo ( bnha ) ;

burnin / kamiji moe ( bnha ) ;

straw hat crew ( op ) ;

hashibira inozuke ( kny ) ;

rengoku kyōjurō ( kny ) ;

uzui tengen ( kny ) ;

knaroji mitsuri ( kny ) ;