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pyre-of-your-enemies · 10 months
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UGH
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Wizard, cast bear spell on me
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Tumblr is an Amelia Bedelia ass website
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due to personal reasons i’ll be:
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Selective mutism is funny cause you try to figure out how it works and you're like "oh okay so it only happens when I get real anxious, but at home I'm fine" and then you're chillin at home totally relaxed and you try to greet your kitty cat who just trotted up to you and all you get is "h...!" Like okay. Alright. Vocal chords just feelin like comedians tonight huh lmao
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“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.
“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal
“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.
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in the evil world beanie babies would be called meanie babies
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If ur attracted to men but also hate men please do literally everyone a favor and just stay away from men. Whatever man dates ppl who actively hates him needs therapy and also to do himself a favor and dump whatever ugly cunt thinks he’s evil for being a man.
Fellas if you find out ur S/O is making “UGHH i hate men” memes or “ughhh  I hate being attracted to men” ‘jokes’ please dump their ugly ass, you deserve someone who actually loves you. I’m being serious btw lol. Like dead fucking serious. Like the most serious I can be. I’m bi, I wouldn’t date a biphobe. I’m trans, I wouldn’t date a transphobe. And I’m a man so I’m not gonna date those ugly “I hate men” losers.
Raise ur standards fellas, u deserve better
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stop seducing me with your criminal record
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What do I do now....
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Hey. I'm back. Needed time to readjust after coming out of dormancy before I fronted again, but I'm back.
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