teenage boys are so scary cause what is this

like i’m as tall as i was 3 years ago and this boy grew like 10cm in 1 year are we being serious

luke: *is the lightening thief*

me, who’s known that for literal years:

hades was truly serving cunt in this episode but you know who would serve harder?

david tennant

love seeing the beginnings of perseus "pay your fucking child support" jackson's crusade against the gods' parental negligence problem in ep 1 & 2 of the pjo show. the absolute KING of "my daddy gave me issues so HE'S about to HAVE issues"

Percy’s New Yorker genes unlocking the moment someone cuts him off and sending him into a fit of 12yo road rage

Inflation is Percy getting 100 bucks in the books and 200 in the show

The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him

also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he's like finally I don't have to be a good role model for a second. let's talk brutality.

luke when percy and annabeth say they’ve figured it out and clarisse stole the master bolt

I just want to say that grover 'nature's children' underwood played the literal god of war like a violin and it was masterful

percy jackson really said PULL THE FUCK UP to ares

getting hephasteus' life story in a slide show to the beat of haddayway' 'what is love' was iconic

percy and annabeth: *having a sweet bonding moment*

grover in the top bunk:

percy getting automatically pissed off by ares at camp jupiter even tho he’s lost his memory and doesn’t remember their past has to be the funniest shit ever. their beef transcends the fickleness of the psyche

okay but I can't hold against percy that he didn't immediately take a breath when he was in that river because if a vaguely humanoid glowing underwater creature floated towards me after I'd just fallen from like 50 meters and told me I could breathe and to relaaaaax I would literally think I was hallucinating what do you mean

and he was so right for it!

Percy really told Echidna: WE’VE KILLED SOME BTCHES, LADY. U WANNA FIGHT?

athena girl you are the goddess of wisdom, craft and warfare and somehow a UPS express package from a 12 year old with a snakey head in it is embarrassing? sis get a grip.