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things I’ve said that my students have found funny:
You’re not allowed to die in this classroom
If you yeet any of the lab equipment across the room, you will be yeeted to the principal’s office
[on how old I am]: I lost count after a few thousand years
whenever they do an online lab: this is better than fortnite isn’t it
[to a student, upon realizing they completed their practice problems all wrong]: that’s a rip in the chat
If it wasn’t for strong force holding your atoms together your matter would disintegrate away like when Thanos snapped his fingers
In the event that the sun does blow up, the good thing is light takes seven minutes to travel from the sun so you wouldn’t see the explosion coming to incinerate you
[to two students who love to get under each other’s skin]: this is your lane (I traced a circle around their desk) and that is yours (as I traced a circle around their desk) stay in them
You’d probably turn into spaghetti if you went into a black hole but it wouldn’t be the edible kind
[when checking in on groups] is everything gucci
[a student asks me if I could look something up on my computer when I’m taking attendance]: I don’t know what the internet is
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when the depression hits
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These are all really important to remember thank you so much for writing them down <3
I wanted to write down some of the highlights from yesterday before I forgot them so here they are:
Team Walugi fucking up their chant in the beginning and Dan going "come on guys!”
Dan spanked Arin on the ass when he was counting with the dice
We didn’t know where Vernon was and then he came from backstage and slapped Dan on his ass on his way to the crowd
Dance offs!!!
Arin fucking up the dice throw for the teams and everyone booing him (out of love)
Though if Arin rolled well everybody cheered for him
Arin and Jack did a bottle flip and dabbed, and Dan caught the bottle with one hand from across the room
Dan asked us to do the golf clap because he loves the sound of a huge crowd doing that
Team Waluigi thought they won a mini game and we started cheering and Dan cheered with us, but it turned out Yoshi won in the last sec and Dan said “What? I saw the same thing you guys did!”
Arin did the toad voice!!
WAAR IS DAT FEESTJE?!
Them trying to pronounce Dutch names
Dan had to pee and when he came back he told us a security lady was really confused because we were chanting ‘lasagna’
Team Yoshi won, but Dan said team Waluigi were the winners of “being fucking awesome”
Dan told the story of fucking someone from behind with a clown mask
Joke Yoda!!!
Someone asked if they’d rather live in a world where Pokemon are real or where world peace existed, we heard ‘bees’ instead of ‘peace’ and they just said “we’re already living in a world like that dude”
Dan hating joke Yoda
Somebody asked if they could be somebody of the other two on stage for a day who would they be, and at first they were being nice in admiration of eachother and at one point Dan said “I want to be Arin so I would know what it’s like to not have a huge cumbersome dick all the time”
Someone asked Dan what was the worst concert he’d ever preformed, he said it was early in his career and the venue kept emptying because they were bad, and that when the last guy left he just looked at them like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dan said “I’m a sexy widdle baby”
When they were exiting stage The Hero Of Rhyme played and Arin and Dan preformed a bit of the song
If you got anything to add that I forgot let me know!!
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my sister blogging about mine and her zodiac compatibility gives me life
Aries and Taurus Compatibility
Taurus and Aries couldn’t be more different. But this may be the very reason we are drawn together! Aries is full of fire, light, energy and enthusiasm, bright ideas and fresh starts. Taureans on the other hand, prefer to be safe and sound. If you love your Aries, try to make it work — and don’t be too stubborn!
Taurus doesn’t have Aries’s nerves of steel, and this could cause conflicts between you 2 in time. Where could be the difficulty in this match? Well, soon Aries may want a lover who is not such a stay-at-home, bc his/hers love of adventure is strong. Taurus is a creature of habit and likes comfort above all , even though Taurus are very out-going sometimes. Too much predictability could lead to boredom for you, Aries. But if you 2 accept and love each other , is a gold relationship! :)
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HONESTLY I FEEL THOSE LAVENDER EYES LOOKING AT ME EVERY NIGHT THIS AINT NOTHING NEW
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Find out the scariest moment of your life (that has yet to occur) based on your star sign!
Aries: Glowing lavender eyes blinking at you from the ceiling of your unlit bedroom.
Taurus: You wake up to the sound of someone breaking into your house in the middle of the night. You call the police, and in your voice they answer, “You are wrong. There is no one there. There is no one anywhere.” You hang up and decide to make a run for it. On your way out, you crash into someone who looks exactly like you. “What are you doing in my house?” they scream. You catch a glimpse of your reflection in a window. You are not who you thought you were.
Gemini: An amorphous tentacled creature lurching toward you from the opposite end of a dark alleyway.
Cancer: Wickedly sharp claws attached to the had of a close friend. She swears it’s just the latest trend. You swear this “trend” is drawing much more blood than it should.
Leo: There is a black hole in the bottom of your mug. It is small. It is strong. It is growing.
Virgo: A package has arrived on your doorstep. You didn’t order anything. You open the box and your own eyes blink up at you.
Libra: A rustic mirror, perhaps hundreds of years old. You swear that your reflection is moving just a touch slower than you are…
Scorpio: You enjoy singing along to the radio.The radio enjoys singing with you. It has fallen in love with you and resolved to destroy anyone who may get in its way. Violently.
Sagittarius: A white, unmarked van. The man at the wheel offers you a wolfish grin and promises there’s candy inside. You enter the van and it is, indeed, filled with candy, but every piece is filled with coconut. Even the lollipops. You scream.
Capricorn: A Tuesday. This particular Tuesday is accompanied by the realization that melancholia will eternally color your life. You are fine. You are fine. You are fine.
Aquarius: One day, while you are swimming, something brushes your leg. You don’t see anything, but whatever it was chills you to your core for reasons you can’t explain. You never do find out what it was, but you often wake up in a cold sweat from dreaming about it. You can almost see it… it’s hungry…
Pisces: A train. Unmoving. But for some reason you can’t explain, you are hurtling towards it rapidly.
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Why…don’t fathers know how to apologize. Why can they never apologize and admit they were wrong why are all fathers like this
#still hung up about that one time#I mean#all I got was a 'hey' and that was it#now everytime he turns even the slightest bit angry I vocally turn super aggressive as a defense and I really wish it wasnt like that#also I wish my gfs dad would just step of his high horse and supprt her in her decisions of making a live for herself in another country
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vemo-nos sábado! (salvador is great to draw expressions heheh)
orgulhosa do meu país e desta canção tão simples e tão linda <3333
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THE FULL TRAILER IS HERE IM GONNA DIEEEE!!!!!!!!! OH MY FYSGADFJNAGHFdsNASD GDAGs
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These were honestly my petty feelings when we first got our cat omg hahahah
AU where Marceline buys Bonnie a pet kitten to keep her company for when she’s gone to rock concert tours
And Marceline is incredibly jealous and irritated about this traitor cat
Ruining dingle dangle time Bonnie when will u learn
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I’ve been helping Rita for the last three weeks, specificly for the last 24 hours to buy her dream house. All the past houses we looked at got sold instantly, so for this one, we came a 120% prepared. We visited the house this morning, mailed a market appropriate bid right away (in an email format that took me an hour to compose) AND WE ACTUALLY GOT THE FUCKIGN HOUSE, well not officially but our broker guy has been working around to clock, even making over hours just for us, the guy deserves a reward.
Meanwhile I’m sitting here like
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THIS IS ANISH KAPOOR’S INSTAGRAM I AM SCREAMING AT HOW PETTY THIS IS
#yessss here it is finally#the Kapoor discourse#I have been waiting#ALSO OMG THAT FANFIC AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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I had strange dream again this morning, and almost more lucid than any of the ones before.
It was as if woke up in my own bed as I saw something resembling a ghost flying by. I’m too scared to acknowledge the ghosts presence at first but then I realise it’s my moms ghost, because of a voice or a familiar smell. I can barely move but I lay down my hand and she places hers on it. Suddenly she’s there, sitting on my bed next to me, holding my hand, telling me how much she regrets what she has done and I tell her I still love her and that I really miss her. It all just felt so real, it was like I was actually holding her hand again, telling her how I felt. Like fuck, I really really miss her and I want her to know. And it all seemed so real, I dont really know what to do with emotions like these.
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I will actually put my alarm clock on snooze, fall back to sleep, lucid dream for 10 minutes and then repeat the process when the alarm clock goes off again, over and over.
Last week I tried to turn my damn alarm clock off IN my dream, what a surprise that didn’t work.
I’m the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream.
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This part actually made me cry man, like legit tears ;-;
This Gumball ep… So many feels! 💘 #FBF
#that part where they both have to leave home and then only have each other#that part where mom and dad are not on the wedding#that part where they buy a house to raise gumball AND HE STARTS WALKING FOR THE FIRST TIME#MAN I'M ALL TEARING UP AGAIN
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help a friend in need!
That’s right! You read that correctly, I’m accepting commissions!
Money is kinda tight in my family right now and I’ve got things I wanna do. I don’t gotta explain what I need money for, you guys don’t care. You just wanna know about these commissions, right?! :D
Well, before I give you my commission info, please know that under no circumstances will I draw spiders or anything that requires me to reference spiders. There are also some fetishes that I will not draw either but that can be discussed.
Here’s some examples of things I’ve drawn
Nsfw examples
How the commissions will work is you will send me a personal message with what you would like me to draw, once your drawing is done I will send you a link to my paypal. If you’d like to see the progress, I can send pictures of how its going so you can make changes early on (if you need to).
Thank you.
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