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purplethingobservation · 9 months ago
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purplethingobservation · 10 months ago
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An absolute work of art
Lifehack videos are actually good
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purplethingobservation · 10 months ago
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An absolute work of art
Lifehack videos are actually good
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purplethingobservation · 11 months ago
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I giggled
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purplethingobservation · 12 months ago
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purplethingobservation · a year ago
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betrayal 
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purplethingobservation · a year ago
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purplethingobservation · a year ago
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Wish this was 2 whole minutes
One whole minute of a deaf Kitty getting excited that her owner is home 
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purplethingobservation · a year ago
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purplethingobservation · a year ago
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Evil biology facts that fill me with Fear :)
hey, I heard y’all like evil biology facts like knowledge about horse blood types.
well! today I was researching alternative biochemistries extraterrestrial life could use and. man. I think Earth life is fucked up enough for me thanks
biological dark matter. WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY BLOOD HAS DNA IN IT FROM NO KNOWN SOURCE. YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT COME BACK HERE
One specific cave that has been sealed for 5.5 million years and has developed an ecosystem completely dependent on chemosynthetic bacteria.
Was anybody going to tell me that bacteria have decided iron is yummy and are eating the Titanic, or was I supposed to just read that myself
Terrible Berry (yes, that’s what the genus name means). This whole thing is so fucked up. These scientists were testing whether radiation could be used to kill pathogens in food, so they dosed a tin of meat with enough radiation to kill any known living organism (as one does) but guess what, it still fucking spoiled because of THIS BASTARD FUCKER.
(seriously, why is it like this? WHY has a bacterium evolved to chill in radioactive waste like it’s a soothing Jacuzzi tub? What does it know that we don’t know?)
(ANSWERS. I WANT ANSWERS, YOU CHERNOBYL ASS BITCH.)
Cursed worm, which has no mouth or digestive system and depends entirely on five (5) different species of bacteria, which consume hydrogen sulfide, hydrogen monoxide, and carbon monoxide, for food. How do you, a worm, even...figure out how to do...all that?
Bone worms. At least they like their bones already dead. I still could have gone without knowing this was a thing.
“Oh, parasitic plant, that sounds c—WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING”
I am like half convinced this is made up. Seriously, bacteria grow their own electrical wires and we just let them?
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purplethingobservation · a year ago
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1700's medical illustrators be like "hey boss can I put a rhinoceros behind this anotomically correct sketch of the human skeleton" and the boss be like "only for the books being published in these specific european countries" and then they high-five and go out for drinks
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purplethingobservation · a year ago
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6 cups all purpose flower
1 table spoon vanilla abstract
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purplethingobservation · a year ago
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This could have gone wrong in so many ways
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purplethingobservation · a year ago
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In the club
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purplethingobservation · a year ago
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purplethingobservation · a year ago
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@disparatepeace got another good one!!!
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purplethingobservation · a year ago
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