A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

Why did I hear a horse walk into the large house?

-david, the pizza delivery guy that lives under the porch.

It’s just the wind dw that happens a lot - Nyssa Barrera ⚒️🗡️

So true

some hoo kids✨

used a mix of these refs for funzies

LMAO Bruce is disgusted at the thought of getting magical powers to accomplish their mission, he will never stoop so low, don't be ridi-- Dick Grayson, two feet away, hand literally waving in the air: OOOH GIVE ME THE MAGICAL POWERS GIVE THEM TO ME I WILL TOTALLY TAKE THE MAGICAL POWERS Just. The conflict between: Bruce's refusal to ever accept magical powers because they're not his own, because he couldn't rely on them as part of what he'd created on his own, because he hates magic and the nonsense it brings with it VERSUS His gremlin child who has so many of the same skills as he does, has the same reasons to mistrust using magic as a crutch, who has learned all the same fighting and detective skills Batman has, who is Batman But Better, immediately going hell yes I will take the magical powers GIMME Is the funniest thing in the world. Bruce would scream into the void if he had the time to spare, how can everything he stand for be so betrayed by this kid that he loves so much?? WHY IS HE LIKE THIS??? AGONY.

My contribution to the “show!percy fucking looks like will solace” identity crisis

This crossover amuses me greatly actually

Pigeon wings under a UV light

the lego batman movie reads like it was written by jason and tim mocking bruce and dick, like you can’t tell me the batjokes isnt there to piss bruce off, courtesy of tim, or the whole scaly panties thing isn’t jason making fun of the robin uniform

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Spiderman being the most relatable superhero part one

Thalia Grace becoming her fathers rage and anger and being scared to lash out because she’s scared that people will come to fear her the way they fear her father vs Jason becoming his fathers rules to the point of oppression and being scared to harm his friends with rules that must be followed because then they’ll hate him like they hate his father or something

“I think Zuko and Katara would’ve made a cute couple”

normal person irl: oh yeah, now that you mention it I can see it

ATLA fan online: Zutara fans are DELUSIONAL and so ANNOYING. There is NOTHING in the entire show that indicates anything romantic whatsoever. EVERYONE hates Zutara. Katara would never get with her colonizer and Zuko loves MAI. Katara and Aang are SOULMATES. You just like Zutara because they look good together. Well joke’s on you because Aang got Katara pregnant THREE TIMES —

headcanon that percy carries a ridiculous amount of water bottles on him. unironically. and he's not even aware that it's an absurd amount. because he's had a thirst for three gallons of water since he was six.