How many times do you think you’ve texted your friend from the toilet while they were also on the toilet and neither of you knew it
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Y’all know damn well Sharon got home and made some satanic spell to get that bitch killed
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“Did That Movie We Missed Have a Happy Ending or a Sad One?”
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“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
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Jinyoung stealing Mark’s food
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my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house
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