well that was fucking stupid

thats probably fine

“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."

in the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed are kings

I hope everyone understands, when I say “most endangered habitat on earth”, I mean temperate grasslands.

They’re more endangered than tropical rainforests, coral reefs, the arctic tundra, all of those go-to environments that get more of the spotlight.

Where I live, maybe 25% of the prairie remains in a natural state and that number is dropping. Even these fragments are mostly missing the keystone species that maintain their health, like bison, wolves, and prairie dogs. I know this is the case for other grasslands like the pampas and steppe as well. Vast lands empty of many species that used to call them home.

If you live on temperate grasslands, hold onto them tight, because they’ve been exploited like no other land and most people don’t even know how far the devastation goes.

funny i made a week ago

U cannot fucking fathom this meal the greatest of meals and some meals fucking change the game and are game changers that completely morhp your understanding of food and meal compozishin

This meal have the power to have completely transmorphed the way the world think about food

"We'll be back to rebuild it" Gaza, 2024

Customer: :3 DMV: SILLY Verdict: DENIED

When you take shrooms for the first time

“dude are you SURE your dads ok with giving us some money for food? like i just dont think hes gonna be chill with it”

“no problem man hes totally fine. when he gets pissed its all just an act”

*they walk into a room with only a bearded russian man in a cloak at a table with a single candle on it, he’s pensively clasping his hands together*

“hey dad, can we get some cash for the movies and maybe some food?”

YOU CANNOT…… *gets up from his chair* YOU CANNOT BLEED A STONE *tosses table on side* YOU DEVIL.. LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME… BONES IN SKIN… RAGS AND ROPE…. GOOD GOD

Sir! The enemy squirmer just wiggled!