I have been laughing about this for days now.

Michael teaching fans how to be aussie

When we’re young our parents embarrass us…

But there gets to be a point where we start to embarrass  them… 

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

my brother got detention last week because his school sent out a faculty and student wide email saying that they’re bringing cookies back into the cafeteria and instead of just sending an email to his friends he accidentally replied to the original email and sent the entire school this gif

All in favor of Mikey dying his hair pastel rainbow say "I"

I just took a shower and came back to this. Calum's face describes this perfectly.

So my friends dad...

So my friends dad shared some words of wisdom yesterday with her… “Butterfinger good, but finger in the butt, not good.”

Teen wolf quotes

- Danny: who's he again? Stiles: he's my cousin...Miguel. -Stiles: No, do you want me to say it in Spanish? 'noh.' -*a long chain falls out of stiles gym locker* Coach: part of me wants to ask, but the other part thinks it would be way too disturbing - Stiles: keep it for stuff like....desire. Scott: desire? Stiles: sexual desire. Scott: sexual desire? Stiles:yes, sexual desire, lust, passion, *rolls tongue while saying* arousal.

Today my friend and I were walking down the hall to our least favorite class, history. We hate the class because of the creepy/pervy teacher. He always stairs at girls boobs. She knew I was upset because about a grade he gave me, so she said "Sometimes you just gotta screw teachers to get what you want." She meant: to get what you want don't listen to them.... Well our teacher heard her and said "Yes, yes you do..." and then walking into the class room. I don't know how I should feel...cause that was a witty response...yet it's kinda strange....

Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in:

Me flirting with someone I actually like:

This is a very true statement

Oh god I’m all of these

Calum and Luke with a fan in Sydney-12/26/2014 [x]

I always thought the 'Tumblr Girls' were the girls who posed in picture with their perfect bodies and flawless hair. Then I finally realized I was wrong. The tumblr girls/boys are the people who sit behind their computer or device for hours, completing relatable posts or waiting for the perfect moment to use a certain gif. The girls who have picture of themselves kissing their perfect boyfriend or flawless selfies are models, not tumblr girls. It took me a while to realize that the people I was looking up too were the people in the other room, maybe even looking at the same post as me. Knowing that, I wanna thank every person that stays up all night making a gif, posting a cool day, making an awesome edit or just simply posting a quote that inspires them. In all I wanted to say thank you for inspiring me and I look up to you as role models.

Cute guys singing, my fav😏