Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?
it's like, in agile (which can be scrum or kanban or neither), you have your sprints. sprints are when you work on tickets, or issues, or stories. each of those gets points, which is how you get story points, and you need to complete a certain number of points per sprint. people are grouped into different workstreams, or sometimes they even call them squads and guilds, and those groups do their sprint planning and standups together but they also check in with other groups too. in certain organizations who do scrum or pseudo-scrum, one guy is in charge of each sprint (except sometimes they call it a "scrum" instead of a sprint), and he's known as the scrum master. and across all the agile frameworks, each story or ticket or issue always gets assigned to a single person. but when you have a group of related stories that are all part of the same big project? that's an epic
You are the only human employee at a company staffed by a multitude of alien species. Your colleagues seem to be having a difficult time properly understanding who, or what, your guide dog is.