wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?
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how it feels to come home from work at 8pm eat a huge portion of pork fried rice and immediately go beddy bye afterwards
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This is a nice sign to look at. 10/10 for composition.
he looks so confident
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🍂🦇The bats have left the bell tower
The victims have been bled
Red velvet lines the black box🦇🍂
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I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.
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I CCAN'T BREATHE
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Comic about something that happened in 2019
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can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?
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“Why did God create the appendix? So that surgeons don’t go hungry.”
— A surgeon
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And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏
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