MOODBOARD :: MACKENZIE PUCKERMAN :: IT ALL FADES AWAY

“ I know, sometimes it is still hard to let me see you in all of your cracked perfection, but please know, whether its the days you burn more brilliant than the sun or the nights you collapse into my lap, your body broken into a thousand questions, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I will love you when you are a still day. I will love you when you are a hurricane. ”

bayisaspicymeatball​:

I’m literally here to babysit Sugar. Hit the nail on the head with that one.

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Does she know she’s got a new babysitter or?

bayisaspicymeatball​:

Well, I guess I live here now.

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Oh no, don’t tell me your parents decided us Stooges needed a babysitter.

nursejhayward​:

I’d say true, but I’ve not had many experiences.

Whereas I know it to be true, as I’ve had plenty and for some reason people like keeping me quiet.

goatmangabe​:

Goats, cows, pigs, we got all of ‘em. 

FARM?!

Sorry... I lived in Texas for 7 years and we lived near a farm and it was probably my favorite place to spend time.

harveyflanagan​:

No offense to the girls out there but these cheeks are for the brothers only. 

Nothing wrong with that. I’d check The Monarch and I’d check Savoy, see if either of them are hiring or they know of anyplace else that might be.

nursejhayward​:

Ah thanks for the advice!

I personally don’t like gags, but sometimes people need to use them…

You’re welcome.

Gags, scarves, someone’s neck. The options are endless for keeping a person quiet, really.

tinydancerrjeff​:

You ever just have a day where you just want to lie on the floor and not move? Yeah it was one of those. 

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Ouch, yeah, definitely know those. You alright, dude?

nursejhayward​:

Thank you very much! Nice to meet you as well, Mack. 

Should I invest in earplugs?

Yeah, of course.

Definitely. I wear mine 24/7 for other reasons, but the building likes sex and most seem to ignore the existence of gags.

nursejhayward​:

Hey y’all! Just moved in today. The name’s Jane and I work in the maternity department at the hospital.

Are the sex noises normality here? Not that I care, I hear worse sounds on the daily.

Welcome to the building and yes, yes they are. Name’s Mack.

mamacorcoran69​:

The weather has been insane lately and it’s been seriously messing with my mood. However, some good news. School is officially over for me, as my job is done. The kids won second place at nationals, had I got to them at the start- that would have been gold. Yesterday was Memorial day, took time out to see the parade with the kids but that brings my school year to the end. It’s time to relax for a little and focus on some voice over work. Mama is exhausted, hold me. Ha!

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And I thought I could be dramatic... 

But my back is healed, so I can’t entirely promise holding you won’t end in something very different.

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oh, oh really fuckers?

harveyflanagan​:

Guess I’mma shoot my shot here, aye? 

Anyone know of clubs around here hiring dancers? 

I’m sure there’s a few, but that also depends on whether you want the club to be gay or straight.

goatmangabe​:

Well then, it’s lookin’ like we got a visit planned! I got more goats than just Igor by the way, Igor’s just my goat. 

You have multiple goats?!

kurtelizabethummel​:

I always knew she was full of ambition, so I can see the strictness. Lucky you being the favorite though. Winning must have been really cool as well. 

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She certainly is. You don’t get to where she has without being such and wanting your students to succeed definitely lends itself to being strict as well. Very lucky me, for sure. It was, I genuinely loved it. I think it’s probably still up there on things I’m proudest of.

notsoordinaryberry​:

They were the first things to come to mind!

I’m looking daily, nothing too fun thus far.

Odd.

Yeah, you might wanna change your criteria from “fun” to “will let me pay rent” but that’s just me.

flynnnormandy​:

For a minute there I was convinced I’d turned into the cursor and when I turned into the circle of doom I saw rainbows. Just playing, I just felt really dizzy and logged the fuck off cause no work was gonna get done. 

You good? I’ve heard some things.

So we almost did you lose ya?

I’m alright. Hornier than usual, maybe brattier than usual, but I’m alright. Why, what’d you hear?