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Pterodactyl Sounds
Madison, 21, just got back and don't know what's happening
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The trees: *exist*
Me: nice
The trees: *rustle slightly in the breeze*
Me: nice
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rah rah rasputin something something sour cream
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If I were the only one loving Mineta…
…he’d get all the love he deserves. I promise that!
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Mineta is afraid of raisins because he fears he'll look like them one day.
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this. this made me laugh
your whole blog be like “m*neta mention”
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Aaaaa quick concept?? 💛
Instead of finishing the comic these last days, I’ve been reading fics and looking up art of this ship! 🌄🌻🐝I AM CRYING OVER THEM!
What do you think they are talking about?
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Harry Potter houses as memes
Gryffindor: …Dick: out. I am forcibly removed from the …
Ravenclaw: me, an intellectual
Hufflepuff: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
Slytherin: *inner me* aka the Kermit the frog thing
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Houses as Tumblr Text Posts Part Eleven
Gryffindor: If a demon possessed me, I'd just say oh cool take it from here and good luck
Hufflepuff: My seduction style is genuinely caring about your life and just wanting you to be happy
Ravenclaw: Do you ever just get the urge to tell someone to shut up even if they're not talking
Slytherin: Can pushing people away be considered a talent because I think I'm a natural
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Houses As Tumblr Text Posts Part Seven
(Thoughts About Relationships)
Gryffindor: While you were busy being heterosexual, I studied the blade
Hufflepuff: I don't want a valentine, I want 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
Ravenclaw: I don't want the d, I want the a. I want to ace this class
Slytherin: No offense, but I just can't process the fact that someone might actually care about me
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“After that, It took me a very long time to befriend Pokemon. The only thing that cured me was Lucario.”
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my therapist: Darkrai with legs isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
Darkrai with legs:
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