I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

yayyyy mutuals hiiiiiiiii reblog if you love your mutualssssssss hiii mutuals

no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

girl if you do not clock out and lezz the fuck out already..

TINY WRLD (2020)

I told all the crows about what you did btw. Good luck next time you’re in the forrest

we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

"You’re so polite" thanks i was raised in constant fear of upsetting people.

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust