Tumgik
psi-wave · 5 years
Text
hilbert: interesting. the odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small
minkowski: i would say infinitesimally
eiffel: yes, and i would say teenily weenily. we all know words
545 notes · View notes
psi-wave · 5 years
Text
some podcasts scored by how much their protagonists are living the ethos of “be gay, do crime”
The Penumbra. goes without saying. the vast majority of speaking characters in the Juniverse are gay criminals 10/10
The Adventure Zone: boosted most not by Taako’s larcenous tendencies but by literally everything Hurley and Sloane ever did because they’re spectacular, also lesbian thief Carey Fangbattle. special points to Lup and Aubrey for Trans Arson and Bisexual Arson respectively. points deducted for Kravitz basically being a death cop 8/10
Caravan: indescribably gay but not really any crimes 2/10
Superstition: like any good PI, jack st james does an impressive amount of crime for someone who’s friends with a cop. also Sam and Oliver did crimes against my heart 5/10
The Blood Crow Stories: Hey. Everett Woodyard? I love you. 9/10
Death by Dying: the obituary writer does a lot of crimes & I love him for it 4.5/10
Mabel: in a dark fairytale love story is regicide a crime? 3/10
Palimpsest: okay same question but murder’s definitely a crime in this one 7/10
The Strange Case of Starship Iris: literally everything on this show is gay crime. groundbreaking. iconic. I love it so much 11/10
Welcome to Night Vale: Cecil is incredibly gay and has done many crimes. I’m proud of him. 6/10
ars Paradoxica: there’s a lot of gay treason and gay espionage in here, which are pretty rad gay crimes, and also a lot of much less rad crime but it’s still pretty gay. also I suspect that Timeswimmers might be a crime against something 10/10
Wooden Overcoats: I mean. 2/10
The 12:37: they’re gay. they’re doing crimes. they’re on a train. what more could you ask for 8/10
The Far Meridian: peri does not apply for planning permits to put that lighthouse any of those places & ruth literally stole the stars out of the sky 6/10
Love and Luck: almost entirely comprised of gay tenderness but not really any crimes except for a smattering of vigilante justice which lbr shouldn’t count 0.5/10
Greater Boston: Gemma, Chuck, Tyrell, Mallory, and Poletti all do an impressive amount of crime, and much of it is done on behalf of significant others, so it’s really quite gay 7/10
The Nuclear Solution: main character completely abandons the initial premise like five episodes in to be whisked off into the wasteland by a dashing rogue to be gay and do crime, 8/10
The Bridge: legal jurisdiction over the middle of the Atlantic Ocean is a thorny question but I’m just going to assume that there are some crimes happening because let’s be real Kate and Etta especially are Here To Do Crimes. 4/10
Wolf 359: oh Daniel Jacobi, what would we do without you? 5/10
Overkill: are Ghost Crimes a thing? I think they should be I think ghosts should get to do crimes especially ghosts who had crimes done to them 4/10
Arden: very gay but they’re solving crimes instead of committing them. 1/10
The Amelia Project: just an absolute shitton of crimes all the time. now if it could only be gayer. points for gay santa 2/10
Inkwyrm: the only crime committed here is looking fabulous 2/10
The Magnus Archives: special points to bisexual icon tim stoker for blowing up an entire wax museum but there’s an awful lot of murder crimes in this show also, not to mention the lesbian arson 7/10
Within the Wires: whole first season is about being super gay and doing rad crimes against your terrible government, excellent stuff, 8/10
5K notes · View notes
psi-wave · 5 years
Text
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
psi-wave · 5 years
Text
juno steel and the unfortunate sleeping positions
Tumblr media
516 notes · View notes
psi-wave · 5 years
Text
why you should listen to “dreamboy”
did somebody say weird horny mundane horror from the wtnv network??? no???????? too bad
anyway i’m here to tell y’all why u should listen to the podcast Dreamboy, deets under the cut
Keep reading
491 notes · View notes
psi-wave · 5 years
Text
Miasma preparing her bomb shelter
Tumblr media
237 notes · View notes
psi-wave · 5 years
Text
Tumblr media
GABRIEL WHAT’S THE H STAND FOR
473 notes · View notes
psi-wave · 5 years
Photo
Tumblr media
868 notes · View notes
psi-wave · 5 years
Text
Tumblr media
the guy is Kepler and the gf is Jacobi
2K notes · View notes
psi-wave · 5 years
Text
Rachel: I heard an interesting rumor today.
Alana: Only one?
Daniel: We started at least twelve.
133 notes · View notes
psi-wave · 5 years
Text
Tumblr media
We’ve reached 2k!! And exactly at the 2 year anniversary of this blog, December 9th 2016! Thank you all so much for following and supporting this blog, it has been such a fun adventure. Recently I’ve welcomed another admin to the team, @podcastswfoxlass! For this momentous occasion, she’s working on a writing a fic that will be linked here! Stay tuned!
Hi!! @podcastswfoxlass here, I’m having a ton of fun, keep submitting posts and prompts for posts, this is a great time. And YES, I am writing a fic, it will be posted on my ao3 account and here when it is done. 
13 notes · View notes
psi-wave · 5 years
Text
Eiffel “Its locked.”
Lovelace “All right –”
Eiffel “I’m gonna try this out.”
Lovelace “What – What is that? Your apartment key?”
Eiffel “Yeah, I’m gonna see if its gonna work here.”
Lovelace “Thats ‘not gonna work!”
Eiffel “Why not?”
Lovelace “We’re not at your apartment, shithead!”
Eiffel “How many possible lock combinations can there be?”
Lovelace “Oh, so many, dude! Like Hundreds of millions.”
Eiffel “Well, eventually they’re gonna overlap.”
Lovelace “They’re not ever gonna over –”
Eiffel “You know what? You’re right. Its not working.”
Lovelace “Oh, no shit. no shit.” 
Eiffel “It was worth a try.”
Lovelace “It was not worth a try.”
Eiffel “Well –”
59 notes · View notes
psi-wave · 5 years
Text
sir, thats my emotional support mutant space plant
1K notes · View notes
psi-wave · 5 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Dr. Bright: What kind of things did you hear?
593 notes · View notes
psi-wave · 5 years
Text
some fool: dear listener clones are scary
me: 
Tumblr media
some fool: hloy shit,,,
70 notes · View notes
psi-wave · 5 years
Text
i was on a page of beekeeping jokes(even tho most of them were unrelated to beekeeping, the person in the joke was always a beekeeper) dont even ask
Tumblr media
and there was keplers famous pig story. 
307 notes · View notes
psi-wave · 5 years
Text
kepler: fire at will
maxwell: which one’s will?
kepler: i don’t care
maxwell: roger.
jacobi: wait who’s roger?
282 notes · View notes