‘SUP MY DUDES ------

i have a pretty heckers life. coming off the back of my region caretaking contract, i got to lecture at a unviersity’s education expo the other day.  they liked my shit so much that i could be lecturing part-time. i also have my full time job, my masters degree, a healthy relationship and a few personal commitments to attend to.

the good doctor gilbert is movin’ to a new blog, and it’s gonna be fairly quiet and steady for me. sorry if that’s sooooo elitist of me. gosh, i REALLY didn’t mean to prioritize my life over a fucking tumble blog which i use to throw quantum shade, anyway.

in any case, if you want to keep me with you, please do me a solid and ask for the URL, because i will not be giving it out. i don’t need the constant shitstream which actually forced me off of erin in the first place.

stuff i still under con over there, but i cannot wait to get back in with the people i love. 

xx er

I need to say I am actually realy disappointed... remember when you were roleplaying with every body, what changed. It's really sad to see someone go all elitist and well I won't be following your new blog. I will miss you but I will miss the you that you were.

elitist?? does this mean i’m elite??

er’s v. serious lazy town rp blog

Good luck. Stay strong. Miss you.

aaaaaaay, thanks! it’s only an hour of my life, so if i get out my sporadic crying now, it’ll be a really comprehensive and well-paced lecture, and i can continue on  with my “life” & “existence.”

WISH YOUR WOMAN LUCK

i’m speaking tonight at a study expo on sub-discipline biases in anthropology at one of our state’s top universities.NATURALLY, i’m having a bit of a flip-out.  ( not that i haven’t lectured before, mind you, but this is still pretty major for me. it’s my second time, and i kind of just want to change my whole set to a deep analysis of the sounds i make when i’m crying. ) IN OTHER NEWS, i’m almost done with my fixer-upper, dr erin gilbert. who will be spread like mono around this time tomorrow, so if you’re looking to still hang around with her, you should let me know (bc i’ll probably only give the url out to friends at first.) IN OTHER-OTHER NEWS, i got banned from club penguin AGAIN because after my ban was alleviated yesterday, i said that it was 100% okay to punch nazis and then CP was like, ‘no.’ #offended

until then,ya’ll!

 -- er xx

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so, here’s the thing!

i’ve been absent, on the whole, for a few weeks. not for any particular reason, but because i just needed to duck my head out for some fresh air. there are over 4,500 people following this blog. and that’s really neat. that’s probably the fastest i’ve ever wracked up friends on an RP blog before. but it’s also kind of overwhelming. i turned off notifications on my phone because i was getting this constant stream of noise coming from the blog. IMs, asks, what have you. when i needed to be focusing on work, it was just a little too much.

so i took a step back, refreshed myself, and promised that i’d only come back when i was sure i wouldn’t be taking it out on erin.

in the interests of my sanity, i’m just gonna reboot the blog. it’ll be friends only, easy-going, and mostly stream of consciousness. i don’t believe in burdening myself overtly with an internet blog, so one thing at a time.

for those of you who have my sk.ype/disc.ord, that’s the way to contact me for now. 

-- erin xx

i’m here for the day while i tweak my theme. getting ready for a revamp / sayin’ goodbye to the pain of the past. ;)

*sickassjigsaw

[ text : erin gilbert ] Not like me to pass on the opportunity of a blowjob [ text : erin gilbert ] If this is the key to your heart, then expect me to abuse the hell out of it

[ text brian zeller ] Alright, that’s an overshoot, but it’ll still get you places [ text brian zeller ] Or it will keep me awake, either way. Wouldn’t be the first time I fell asleep during sex, so

CHARACTER FLAWS

bold the ones that apply! italicize the ones that may apply!

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tagged by:   @emphasiscntheboo tagging:  you see it? you do it

*sickassjigsaw

[ text : erin gilbert ] Why not both? Coffee and sex aren’t mutually exclusive [ text : erin gilbert ] Okay, sex then [ text : erin gilbert ] Then I’LL go get coffee

[ sms: brian zeller ] Nonfat vanilla latte no whip, please [ sms: brian zeller ] If you go for coffee first. There’s probably a blowjob in it for you if you do.

*sickassjigsaw

Her kissing wasn’t nearly as awkward as the rest of her demeanor was, which didn’t surprise him as much as it probably should have. Despite her quirks, she had a smart mouth and a sharp tongue—both of which she wasn’t afraid to use. And that extended very nicely to her kissing skills. However, she did interrupt herself a lot, which, not so nicely, applied to her kissing as well.

He was sliding his hands passed her hips to a more erogenous zone just as she leaned away again, him leaning forward almost too far before he caught himself. His eyes read half-hearted when he took it that she wouldn’t take his advice, but really what else was he expecting from her?

Brows furrowed as she posed her question and, once the words fully registered, a sharp wheeze shot from him as he doubled forward, forehead pressing to her shoulder and hands holding her waist for balance. A mixture of wheezes and barks of laughter ensued until he was able to catch his breath again, which took a nice chunk of time, probably enough time to dispel any sexual tension lingering from before.

          “Jesus, Erin.” He finally lifted his head from her only to shake it in bafflement. “Why would you say something like that?” The words were chiding in of themselves, but taken with his light tone and that he was still shaking with giggles, they were anything but. He was too amused to be offended.

          “Well, first of all… I wear gloves when I have my hands in there, you know. Second, I always wash my hands thoroughly, especially after a shift. And my entire body once I get home. Third, you could probably take a sample from every part of my body and you won’t find any corpse juice there.” A quick pause. “Except for my mouth, ‘cause I like to make out with them from time to time.”

Come on, he had to throw that one in there.

❛ oh my god. ❜  erin rubs her lips together, dimly aware to the notion of them feeling a little dirtier. her hands are braced against brian's shoulders, because she's just that good of a friend: she'll support you, even while you're making fun of her. ❛ i’m glad you find this so funny, you asshole. i could have asked about STDs. ❜  why didn’t you, erin? why didn’t you ask about S-T-fucking-D’s?

( and she was kidding. sort of. )

the generality's pretty much completely lost, now. i mean, erin's a little tensor for it, but this constitutes an entirely different kind of tension. there's a definite wedge between their two-forms, and it's complexified things. ( see where i'm going with this? i'm really just trying to make light of all this, since the two of you have taken a decidedly morbid turn. ) 

        ❛ if this could get any less sexy, i think that probably did it. so, good job. ❜  and yet. there's still a hint of humor to her, and the slightest bit of color. awww. ❛ and i might have said i was interested up until that point.so when you're done with... you know. shoving your tongue down cadavers' throats... come see me. ❜  

*sickassjigsaw

[ text : erin gilbert ] Jeez, what kind of bug bit you in the ass this morning? [ text : erin gilbert ] If you go to starbucks, would you pick me up a caramel mocha? Thanks

[ sms: brian zeller ] Do you want a coffee, or sex? you can’t have both. [ sms: brian zeller ] You get one favor from me, and one only

* sickassjigsaw

[ text // erin gilbert ] Just for what? I thought it was funny [ text // erin gilbert ] Sure. You’ll only need a couple minutes too ;)

[ sms: brian zeller ] You have a really high opinion of yourself, don’t you? Sure, absolutely set some ambitious goals. Just dont be disappointed when I get bored [ sms: brian zeller ] And go to Starbucks

[drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like

then who was phone ?? // texts !!

[ sms: jillian holtzmann ] Dessert wine and expensive chocolate. So comparatively better than yours

[text] I am available for nakedness

then who was phone ?? // texts !!

[ sms: brian zeller ] Just for that, you’ll need to make an appointment.[ sms: brian zeller ] I’ve got a fairly narrow schedule. You’ll only need a couple of minutes I take it

Because even though this year still has seven weeks left, I’m calling it early. 2016 has been the fucking worst.  (bonus:)