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i'm about to continue the ravnican guild shitposts (finally) so here are the new (old) and (slightly) improved ones complete with the new signature
as always, huge thanks to @vexwerewolf for the lancer memes as inspiration
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Jace transgender confirmed???
THATS WHAT IM FUCKING SAYINGGGGGG
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Funniest part of Magic the Gathering lore is the plane where vampires are evil Catholics, and they finally find and revive Vampire Jesus (who is a woman). And Vampire Jesus goes “What the fuck is wrong with you all? This is literally the opposite of what I said to do. Vampirism is a curse to take on to serve a burden of the church and you all are just using it for power and racism?”
And then so many vampires were like “But I want power, not responsibility” that they went “Can’t believe Vampire Jesus was wrong about Vampire Jesus’s teachings, we should schism.”
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If im ever playing mtg and the ojou smothering tithe gets cast im straight up killing myself
playing this card was already the most discourteous thing you could possibly do at a table and now i gotta see a hot smug noblewoman laughing at me while i slowly lose the game
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The original Gatewatch (Gideon could not be found for an interview and would probably fall into a trap face first regardless)
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Why isn't dandan a recognized format? Why is wizards so afraid of the fish?
Magic the Gathering tip: wotc is scared that nobody will want to play standard (doodoo garbage format) anymore if they realize that dandân (beautiful sexy format for gigachads) is a thing that they could be playing instead
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Why not murder at Markov manor
I’m not sure they even investigate murders on Innistrad.
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EDH night going well
"James played more cards from my deck than i did" <- thing my friend said when i won by three way concession turn 4
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