hale applemans wife Steph! Congratulations to the couple. They’re beautiful together. Check out her insta for LOTS of pics of Hale that you’ve never seen before!!

Actual demigod Hale Appleman.

hale applemans wife Steph! Congratulations to the couple. They’re beautiful together. Check out her insta for LOTS of pics of Hale that you’ve never seen before!!

hale applemans wife Steph! Congratulations to the couple. They’re beautiful together. Check out her insta for LOTS of pics of Hale that you’ve never seen before!!

i don’t understand why he wasn’t allowed to touch him... can someone please explain because I missed that part!

Also it is a DAMN shame that The Rattening struck when it did because poor eliot was 👌 this close to finally somewhat getting laid and Idri , Despite not being able to touch Eliot…..was about to blow Eliots gay mind !!! I haven’t read fanfic in ages but someone please tell me there’s fic being written where they weren’t interrupted / the rattening strikes perhaps …. A little bit later….. And Eliot does get laid

I was trying to think of a pairing name portmanteau for King Idri and Eliot Waugh and goddamnit the first thing that came into my head was Idiot.

Seriously, writers of new things that might become fandoms, pls carefully consider your character names otherwise LOL forever.

Who do I ask to get some GIFs of Eliot being blindfolded by Idri? I mean where are they all?? 

Tol and soft & smol and fluffy

Apparently his wife Steph is into all of that new agey stuff! that’s how he probably knows!

And how the fuck does Hale know so much about astrology?