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professoraluminum · 8 months
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......Azumarill???
just found a blue pikachu whilst on some sand dunes by the ocean? is it an endangered variant or something?? they're a bit rounder than usual pikachu but they seem pretty similar?
STAY AWAY. this pikachu is clearly sick and probably rabid. you should start screaming and running and begging for mercy from it i bet
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professoraluminum · 11 months
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WHAT THE HELL IS A FEEBAS
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professoraluminum · 1 year
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Fuck shiny hunting I’m gonna look for the real treasure (a spinda with a spot that looks like amoong us)
as humans we've perfected years of selective breeding. we've domesticated dozens of starter pokémon. we've mastered the science behind genetic ability and nature transfer.
there MUST be an among us spinda out there.
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professoraluminum · 1 year
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Understandable. Godspeed.
POMEG BERRY SMOOTHIE TIIIIIIME
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professoraluminum · 1 year
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POMEG BERRY SMOOTHIE TIIIIIIME
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professoraluminum · 1 year
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POMEG BERRY SMOOTHIE TIIIIIIME
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professoraluminum · 1 year
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Is there any sort of quality control with evil teams these days or can anyone just slap 'team' in front of a word and they're just a team now?
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professoraluminum · 1 year
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so apparently there are phobia for different Pokemon types witch i am not going to list, but now i'm just curious what people think is the most common type to have a phobia of?
i think bug and ghost are the most common mainstream fears. but the FUNNIEST one is definitely the fear of normal types
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professoraluminum · 1 year
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just try and take it from her (very real photograph taken by @realpokemon)
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professoraluminum · 1 year
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Spite
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hey science professor side of poketumblr can someone tell me how the hell he got out there (im on the second floor)
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professoraluminum · 1 year
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Glabberfletch
Not a Pokémon.
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professoraluminum · 1 year
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Have you tried being a pokémon
how come everybody but me gets questions about pokemon care? i know tons about pokemon, ill tell you how to take care of your sick ponyta or whatever
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professoraluminum · 1 year
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Jolteon will paw at the ground in an attempt to build up electricity. Domestic/pet Jolteon will often roll around on the carpet for the same reason.
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professoraluminum · 1 year
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Update on last month's fuecoco situation: Not only has it almost burned down the lab again, but also managed to burn the only records of one of our recent experiments with the legendary Pokémon of technology, Stoatware. (The name is... still a work in progress.)
Though, on a brighter note, it turns out the little guy doesn't have a trainer. After careful consideration, it has been decided that I will be the one looking after him until we find it a proper home.
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professoraluminum · 1 year
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Yes. You should also never listen to any medical professional ever.
Urm.. hypothetical question, is it healthy to drink coffee at roughly 3am?
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professoraluminum · 1 year
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IT’S ME BOY THE ROTOM SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR PHONE LISTEN TO ME BOY PUT ME IN THE LAWN MOWER
WE DON’T NEED A 3 INCH LAWN COME WITH ME AND SHRED THE GRASS WE’LL HAVE FUN TIMES AT THE GOLF COURSE
DO DO DO DO YEEEAH
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professoraluminum · 1 year
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Ah, luvdisc day. The one day I get to hunt my ex-husband for sport with a full party of luvdiscs. <3
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