i see your kinky astarion and vanilla gale and i raise you vanilla astarion and kinky gale. these mfers be like

astarion: god please can i just have normal sex for once in my life, or even no sex, no sex is good too

gale: i just got so turned on watching you murder demons that i can't think straight, let's fuck in seven dimensions

Hamidown

POINT AND LAUGH

I GOT THE JOB

Does the pope still have the authority to crown a new Roman emperor

I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

following that twitter shirt trend with Edgeworth 🤭 legend says phoenix combusted when he saw him

girl whose fetish is woman who are also unstoppable inhuman killing machines voice: hey did you see the new episode of dunmeshi

for my bestie @tethered-heartstrings <3 (please click for quality)

vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

I reversed a gif of Mitsurugi standing up. Now it's a gif of Mitsurugi just giving up.

You're welcome.