car hammer

Ai! You can’ta scare me likea that, signore! I almosta ban you onna the reflex!

toxic yaoi this toxic yuri that what about toxic lavender marriage. what then

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

like at least 50% of internet lgbt discourse would evaporate if people quit using the term "spaces" when they mean "discord servers" or "tumblr blogs" because we would collectively realize how stupid that shit is

bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)

go whiteboy go

you sent me this literally while i was eating a mustard sandwich (sandwich that has nothing but mustard) so i feel like you knew somehow

Lesbians can’t have shit in this economy

Yeah I'll go ahead and integrate that into my belief system

may all of you get to experience being loved properly

Tell me more about your thoughts on American racial issues, European using aave on the internet

If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care

Go Girls Go! | First Dyke March in Washington DC, 1993