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Pokemon Professor Lemon
Professor Lemon (she/her). Researcher on artificial Pokemon. Made significant upgrades to fossil regeneration systems. Current research projects include decoding the Dubious Disc, improving quality of life for Galar's mixed up fossils, studying Voltorb variations, and understanding the technological Pokemon of Area Zero. Questions are always welcome!
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Hoenn also contains NURBS! With all of those wonderful Porygons and Polygons, how could you not love Hoenn?
Another Hoenn in Danger, Extreme Heat Waves and Flooding
// ( @blastburned and @monterraverde. TW Extreme weather)
Just as @its-gonna-be-may saved one Hoenn, another is in danger.
In one particular universe's Hoenn, heat waves, tornadoes, and flooding abound, indicating another possible feud between Groudon and Kyogre. Reportedly, some residents of this Hoenn believe that their world is ending, and are partying.
The words of @aura-acolyte come to mind. Paraphrased, "Hoenn hates you. Don't come here," seems to be a constant across many universes.
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True! Hoenn may have a plethora of natural disasters, but the beaches are absolutely gorgeous.
Another Hoenn in Danger, Extreme Heat Waves and Flooding
// ( @blastburned and @monterraverde. TW Extreme weather)
Just as @its-gonna-be-may saved one Hoenn, another is in danger.
In one particular universe's Hoenn, heat waves, tornadoes, and flooding abound, indicating another possible feud between Groudon and Kyogre. Reportedly, some residents of this Hoenn believe that their world is ending, and are partying.
The words of @aura-acolyte come to mind. Paraphrased, "Hoenn hates you. Don't come here," seems to be a constant across many universes.
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what the fuck is she doing
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OFFSCREEN POST
Espathra Mail
“Well Bingo,” Lucario spoke as they walked down the deserted streets of Sapphire Town, “How ya’ enjoyin’ the money Milotic gave ya’?”
The young Lilllipup responded, her voice uncertain, “Um.. it’s.. nice?”
Lucario nodded, looking down at the smaller Pokemon, “And whatcha buy yerself toda–”
He was cut off by a streaking blur of colors side checking him with the force of a raging bull, sending him into a pole with a solid thwump!
Lucario quickly recovered, shaking his head and adjusting his hat, he hollered after the distant figure, “Watch where you’re fuckin’ goin’!”
But the Pokemon was already long gone, their pounding footsteps having gone silent as they vanished down the twisting roads of Sapphire Town.
Bingo looked up at him with worried eyes, “Mister Lucario! Are you alright?”
“I’m fine, I’m fine, don’t you worry about me.” He dusted off his poncho before taking quick notice of a large pouch that had suddenly appeared on the street, swooping it up into his paws he commented, “Now, what’s this then?”
The Lillipup tilted her head, looking up at Lucario. As he opened up the bag she took notice of the very clear and unusual look of shock that spread across his face.
“What is it, Mister Lucario?” She asked, standing up on her hindlegs to see if she could get a peek at what treasures the bag could possibly hold that it had shocked Lucario.
Lucario held the bag down to Bingo’s level, allowing her to get a glimpse of about fifty seeds, each one coated in a rainbow sheen that glittered and glistened in the light of the desert sun.
“These here are Empowerment Seeds, Bingo.” He said, very carefully taking one of the brightly colored seeds out so Bingo could examine it closer, “These lil’ things cause certain Pokemon to mega evolve and for others who can’t do so to grow more powerful for a short time.”
“What’s it mean to mega evolve..?” Her nose twitched curiously at the seed before Lucario swiftly dropped it back into its bag with the others.
“It’s a.. form of evolution that only some Pokemon species can undertake, such as a Pokemon like me.” Lucario turned the bag around in his paws, “It’s a.. temporary evolution, nothin’ permanent or anything cause it can drive Pokemon mad.”
“Ooo..” She nodded, tilting her head to the side, “So, they’re probably like, real valuable. Right?”
“Yes, they are indeed Bingo,” Lucario hummed contently, reaching to latch the bag to his belt.
“So..” The Lillipup looked down the street where the swift Pokemon vanished, the scent trail still incredibly fresh on Bingo’s nose, “We should return ‘em then.”
Lucario paused, glancing down at Bingo with a slightly soured expression,“Oooh.. right. We.. uh.. shooould.” His nodded, his voice sounding strained, “Good, uh, good thinkin’ Bingo.”
Bingo looked up at Lucario with a bright smile, “Let’s go find them then!” And took off down the empty street with a reluctant Lucario.
— Ten Minutes Later —
The scent wafted through the air, growing stronger and stronger as the two Pokemon made their way down the path. Bingo’s nose twitched in anticipation as it seemed like the scent was coming to an end.
Not too far ahead a strange avian Pokemon could be seen effortlessly strapping down the ends of a mail bag, the scent danced around them and twirled through their frills and feathers.
“Oh! I think that’s them!” Bingo grinned, trotting off towards the stranger as she called behind her, “C’mon Mister Lucario!”
Lucario rubbed his face with a sad sigh, following after the young Lillipup as she bounded up to the other Pokemon.
The colorful bird Pokemon looked down at the two approaching strangers, her eyes boring into them.
An Espathra.
“Hello,” she spoke, her voice void of any noticeable accent as she lowered her head down to attempt to meet Bingo’s eyes, “I am Courier Espathra. Is there something I may be able to assist you with?”
“Actually! We may be able to assist you with something!” Bingo hummed cheerily, meeting the cold unrelenting gaze of the taller Pokemon. “We believe we have something you may have dropped!”
“Oh..?” Espathra questioned.
“Mhm!” Bingo glanced up at Lucario, “Show ‘em the bag, Mister Lucario!”
Espathra slowly raised her head to be exactly eye level with Lucario, not blinking once as she stared into his eyes. “Bag?”
Lucario felt a shiver run up his spin as he met the eyes of the larger Pokemon before he very stiffly and awkwardly held out the bag as far away from himself as possible towards her, his voice tilted.
“Your Empowerment Seeds, ma’am.”
If Lucario could be sweating bullets right now, he would be.
Espathra’s gaze did not once leave Lucario’s as the bag suddenly lifted from his paws, slowly drifting over to Espathra in an unsettling manner as she speaks, “Thank you. I appreciate it.”
Bingo smiled up at Espathra, her tail wagging, “You’re welcome!”
“No problem–“ Lucario hastily replied, turning around on the spot to leave, “C’mon, Lillipup, let’s go–”
“Wait.” Espathra’s voice cut through the air like a knife.
Lucario froze.
“I have a reward for you both.” She stared unblinkingly at the back of Lucario’s head for a moment before slowly bending her neck down to Bingo’s level, “My courier service. I promise to deliver anything to and from you both whenever it is needed.”
“Oh, I don’t think that’s necessar–” Lucario slowly turns around before suddenly being interrupted.
The Lillipup practically beamed, “Alrighty!”
“Now wait a minute–” Lucario interjected, “Lillipup, we will be on the move soon I don’t think–”
Espathra’s head snapped up to swiftly meet Lucario’s gaze once more, her vibrant blue and white eyes boring into his soul.
“Do not worry. I promise, I can find you anywhere at any time. Your packages are in safe wings with me.”
Lucario visibly stiffened as he looked up to meet her gaze once more, his voice coming out strangled, “RigHt! ThAt’s nIcE!” He then gave a quick nod with a strained smile, “ThAnk yA’!”
The large avian bird stood back to her normal stature with a small uncanny smile, “I always deliver on my promises.”
Scene End.
Espathra Mail Is Now Open!
Please read the guidelines or else the mail will not be answered!
Espathra Mail Guildlines <- Click that!
#ooc: everyone better go check out vital spirit right now#ooc: reblogging this here so more people can see it. look at this. look at the scary bird.#pkmn irl#pokeblog rp#rotomblr
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um hi it is me cake and i really like this fact thank you for the fact
Ditto fact...
They exist...
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!
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It appears I am going viral on KrickeTok!
[A link to a KrickeTok video, watch?]
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[The video is being recorded from a phone. The person recording it is in a lecture hall. The video has a caption on the top "PROFESSOR BROUGHT A KABUTO TO CLASS 🥺🥺"
The video begins by filming the lecture screen, which has a slide about Kabutops scythes. Lemon can be seen standing in front of the screen lecturing, her voice can just barely be heard.
"Now, if we note the need for both aquatic and terrestrial hunting methods we can see how the shape of the scythes has...."
The video slowly zooms in to the table in front on the screen, where a Kabuto is sitting very politely in the middle of the table.
After a few moments, the Kabuto starts to waddle forward, towards the direction of the camera. Lemon falls silent for a moment. She walks towards the front of the table and scoops up the Kabuto.
The camera pans slightly up, Lemon is holding the Kabuto at eye level and staring at it. "Your antics are out of control."
She walks over to the corner of the classroom, and sets down the Kabuto in large inflatable pool. The class sounds dissapointed, with one student even saying "What's the point of lecture anymore."
Lemon puts her hands up to silence the class before addressing them, "He needed to be contained. He was simply too wild."
She resumes lecturing, "Now, back onto the topic at hand, Kabutops' scythes are adapted to...."
The camera pans over to the pool in the corner. The Kabuto can slowly be seen crawling out, a bit of water dripping on to the floor. A few students can be heard chuckling to themselves.
The video ends.]
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Easy one, Voltorb! How could you say no to such a round face?
Reblog game
Favorite electric type I'll start
Boltund
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You make an excellent point. Maybe I should find a therapist for the Torbs?
When a Voltorb self destructs its a 'normal behavouir', but when I do it I should 'go to therapy'
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Hi, Porygon expert here! Tinkatinktrain is correct in that it would be more like twins. A Porygon's source code is sort of like our DNA. It can dictate some aspects of a Porygon's personality and behavior in ways that our DNA does not. However, while source code may be reused, a Porygon's memory can not be cloned and inserted into a new Porygon. While the idea of doing so has been considered, any experiment involving copying memory to another Porygon would, to our current understanding, cause unnecessary and in some theories extreme suffering to the Porygon. Please do not attempt this!
... if you use a copy of a porygons code to make another porygon- is it the same pokemon?
-Beedrill
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Congrats on the little ones! They are very cute!
[Video: A video taken from inside Lily's aquatic tank. Three Lileep hatchlings are floating freely in the water, their stalks not yet having grown. Several Lileep and Cradily are crowded around, watching the babies.]
IM A MOOOOOM
LETS GO
Omg....
They are so baby...
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VERY COOL! MY VALENTINES GIFT FOR YOU IS A PICTURE OF SCRAP METAL!
ATTENTION I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
❤️ BE MY VALENTINE ❤️
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
TO: EVERYONE
FROM: DATA BOY
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Hello. It appears Data Boy has sent emails to most of my contacts asking them to be his Valentine. He also sent this any other email he could find, mostly celebrities and MewTubers. It also sends emails to the first few contacts of those contacts, rapidly spreading.
I can assure you his intentions are harmless, he wanted to have the world record for the most Valentines, to "defeat loneliness" and "spread the love of hearts and other vital organs". I have given him a lecture on not creating malware. I apologize to all affected.
#data boy the porygon#data boy creates a computer virus to get a world record#pokeblogging#pokemon irl#pkmn irl
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ATTENTION I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
❤️ BE MY VALENTINE ❤️
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
TO: EVERYONE
FROM: DATA BOY
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A quick update on Slim Jim. He has taken to climbing atop Wallace at all oppurtunities. Wallace is a little grumbly about it all! He has become the unofficial climbing gym here.
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((OOC Headcanon under the cut, based off the biology of real world crinoids. Feel free to ignore this!))
I might be able to help here. I am a professor studying artificial Pokemon, and that includes revived Fossil Pokemon. But I do know quite a bit about Fossil Pokemon in general.
Lileep, in their larval form, are free-swimming. You may note that both Lileep and Cradily have a long stalk that attaches to solid rock or ground. Larval Lileep do not have this initially. Instead, they only have the chalice-like head. During this stage, they will mostly feed on microorganisms or small fish Pokemon.
After a few days, the Lileep will begin to grow a stalk. They will not wander far from the pack in their larval stage, that way they can latch to the ground with the pack when they are less mobile. The stalk will continuously grow for a few weeks in the juvenile stage, before reaching its full length. At this stage a Lileep is considered matured.
My best advice would be to keep the larval Lileep nearby, and not let them swim too far from the pack. They may still be curious and try to wander even after they have latched to the ground as juveniles, but they will be much slower at this stage and can be tracked a bit more easily!
[Image: A few Lileep eggs, with a Cradily proudly posed next to them]
Well well well. Looks like the Dilys were up to something last night...
AAAAA IM GONNA BE AN AUNT/SISTER/PARENT/WHATEVER
idk there's no human word equivalent for what I'm bein
Still!! This is exciting! I didn't think they'd be able to produce eggs!
Uhhhh help gimme egg care tips idk what I'm doing even a little bit and tbh neither do the Dilys none of them were born through natural means ;-;
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