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Today is a good day to remember how iconic Micheal Sheen was in bright young things
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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen
also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote
suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response
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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker
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okay gun to head what is THEE taylor swift song. not your personal favorite but like THE song that people who aren't swifties know the words to and turn up to when it plays in public. the song that comes to mind when you hear the words "taylor swift song".
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proceduralbob · 3 days
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Every single time I finish a book I look at all the books I own and think wow why has no one ever written a book ever
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🎉!
Unfortunately I am boring and don’t think I have a favourite holiday 🤔 so it is very tempting to say Easter because Easter is a guaranteed four day long weekend
But the actual answer I think is new years! I like having a polite little celebration of the end of one year and the start of a new one
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proceduralbob · 3 days
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✨️ask game✨️
random emoji-based questions to sate your curiosity
personal
👁 eye colour
🇪🇺 nationality
🏳️‍🌈 sexuality
🏳️‍⚧️ gender identity
🛐 religion
faves
☕️ hot drink
🧃 cold drink
🍜 dish
🍉 fruit
🥦 veggie
🎉 holiday
🎲 game
🏐 sport
🐈‍⬛ animal
🌻 flower
🌦 weather
🌍 place
🚙 means of transport
fandom faves
😇 blorbo
😈 meow meow
👥️ otp
📺 tv show
🎬 movie
📚 book
🎶 musical artist
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proceduralbob · 3 days
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“Oh, God," he prayed once again, "by all means test us to the limit of our endurance, but please make it humanly possible to go on."
Alive: The Story of the Andes Survivors, Piers Paul Read
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MAYBE I'LL MARRY INTO THE FAMILY
tracy + evie | day four: a character that taught me something in real life.
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I’ve been trying to post quotes and reblog gif sets from books and movies I watch to like show a little progression of what media I’ve been consuming but to be honest it feels awkward when it’s a book I don’t want people to know I read and also I just watched a movie that isn’t particularly worth reblogging gifsets about and also impossible to search on tumblr with its generic ass name
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proceduralbob · 5 days
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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to
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A young American alligator (Alligator mississippiensis) rides on the back of its mother in Brazos Bend State Park, Texas, USA
by Rick Dunlap
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Sometimes people are like “Australia isn’t really like that” but sometimes Australia really is like that
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proceduralbob · 6 days
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there is a huge difference between criticizing an institution and criticizing individual behavior. i can criticize the makeup industry without criticizing the 14 year old girl who uses concealer because she’s self-conscious about her acne; i can criticize the plastic surgery industry without vilifying the woman who decided to get a nose job after two decades of pointed comments and bullying. it is intellectually dishonest to respond to an institutional criticism as if it were a personal attack; on the flip side, it is cruel and unnecessary to leverage personal attacks in the name of institutional criticism
if i see one (1) more person respond to a perfectly reasonable beauty-industry-critical sentiment with “but i personally enjoy eyeshadow. why are you attacking people who like eyeshadow :(” or “exactly, all women who wear makeup are miserable and brainwashed” i am going to climb a tree and bite the top of it
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unless you want to see some of the worst takes ever
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