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pt. 3
The next evening, Wednesday's phone rings...
Wednesday: Good evening to you, annoying stranger.
Ghostface: You seem chipper. Just a bit, though, you still sound like a zombie.
Wednesday: I am a little euphoric, I must admit. Well, it is most probably because my annoying roommate has finally allowed me to display my collection of knives and katanas in our room. I am quite ecstatic, I must say. I have never anticipated that she will finally acquiesce and allow me to express the desires of my heart.
Ghostface: (garbled voice cracking) Y-you have knives and katanas?
Wednesday: Most certainly, stranger. I use my knives to filet the bodies of my victims, then feed them to my menagerie of pets.
Ghostface: Um, what victims? What pets?
Wednesday: (ignores Ghostface as she's quite excited about her swords) And my katanas were forged by Masamune himself. I could easily cut bones with it as if they are jello. What wonderful memories I have had playing with my toys. I received my first katana when I was six years old, and my father brought me to a high-security prison camp where men deemed too evil to be rehabilitated were locked up, and he left me there for two days so he could vacation with my mother.
Ghostface: How terrible of him!
Wednesday: It was the most enjoyable vacation I have ever had. The uncles there allowed me to use my knife on one of them -- he enjoyed being hurt. There was also another who said he liked little girls and he tried to lay his hands on me so I cut his arm off. I did not mean for it to happen, I simply am not fond of physical touch. But that also made me realize that I do own the best katana in the world. I am looking at it right now, I can still see blood stains on it. Do you want to play swordfight with me?
Ghostface: ....
Wednesday: Hello?
Call ended.
#netflix wednesday#ghostface#GhostDay#wednesday addams#Wednesday x ghostface#scream#wp#like it lower
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Hi Lauren
Hi Camila
This shit will always hit me hard and make me angsty...
same girl. It's like seeing a picture of an ex lol. hits me in the feels each time 😭
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Camila: Hi, Lauren. 🌊🍾
Lauren: Hi, Camila. ☺️🤗
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pt. 2
The next evening, Wednesday's phone rings.
Wednesday: Hello.
Ghostface: (in his usual garbled voice) Hello, Wednesday. Wanna play a game?
Wednesday: You again. Don't you have friends?
Ghostface: I thought we are friends.
Wednesday: ....
Ghostface: Did you miss me?
Wednesday: Why would I miss you?
Ghostface:....
Wednesday: Is that all? I have a body to dissect.
Ghostface: My kind of girl... *evil laugh*
Wednesday: You dissect bodies, too?
Ghostface: Not really. But I enjoy stabbing them with my knife, the bloodier the better.
Wednesday: Hmm... I do like stabbing, but I also find it quite crude. The lack of sophistication turns me off.
Ghostface: Why you gotta be so mean?
Wednesday: Hello? Are you sobbing?
Call ended.
Wednesday's phone rings while she's in the middle of typing up her chapter.
Wednesday: This better be good or I will send a thousand curses your way.
Ghostface: Hello (creepy voice)... What's your favorite horror movie.
Wednesday (getting excited): What a wonderful question... Cannibal Holocaust. Oh, but wait, I do not converse with strangers, most especially not on the phone.
Ghostface: Well, good thing I'm actually inside your dormitory building... Find me, and we'll talk personally (laughs maniacally).
Wednesday: You are? Why don't you find me, then.
Ghostface: Wanna play a game?
Wednesday: Not with you.
Ghostface: C'mon, let's play Hide and Seek.
Wednesday: I am not in the mood for childish games, silly stranger, I have a novel to finish. Good night. (hangs up)
Phone rings again.
Wednesday doesn't pick up.
Phone rings again.
Wednesday turns off her cellphone.
#GhostDay#ghostface#scream#Wednesday Addams x Ghostface#wednesday#netflix wednesday#wp#like it lower
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Wednesday's phone rings while she's in the middle of typing up her chapter.
Wednesday: This better be good or I will send a thousand curses your way.
Ghostface: Hello (creepy voice)... What's your favorite horror movie.
Wednesday (getting excited): What a wonderful question... Cannibal Holocaust. Oh, but wait, I do not converse with strangers, most especially not on the phone.
Ghostface: Well, good thing I'm actually inside your dormitory building... Find me, and we'll talk personally (laughs maniacally).
Wednesday: You are? Why don't you find me, then.
Ghostface: Wanna play a game?
Wednesday: Not with you.
Ghostface: C'mon, let's play Hide and Seek.
Wednesday: I am not in the mood for childish games, silly stranger, I have a novel to finish. Good night. (hangs up)
Phone rings again.
Wednesday doesn't pick up.
Phone rings again.
Wednesday turns off her cellphone.
#netflix wednesday#scream#Wednesday Addams x Ghostface#ghostface#wednesday#thing#enid sinclair#wenclair#wp#like it lower#fanfics#crossover#cannibal Holocaust
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what water was Camren drinking back in 2016? because we really won that year. Iconic, never the same, peak Lauren and Camila. That's my parents right there.
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Enid: Wednesday, go apologize to Thing or I won't help you.
Wednesday:
Enid:
Wednesday: Yes, querida.
Enid: Wednesday, I made a black cat costume for you.
Wednesday:
Enid:
Wednesday: Yes, querida.
Enid: Wednesday, I made us matching snoods!
Wednesday:
Enid:
Wednesday: Yes, querida.
Enid: Wednesday, please get rid of your creepy crime board.
Wednesday:
Enid:
Wednesday: Yes, querida.
Enid: Wednesday, please hold me in your-
Wednesday: Yes, querida.
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When I read "until 2 am" I choked. Like damn girlie got some stamina. Give Auntie a break. 🫠
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I'm so ready for Normani to fuck me up omg
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Are you sure you’re no longer upset with me?
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knowing how much of a perfectionist and hands-on Jenna is when it comes to her roles, I wonder how much practice she did for this kissing scene lmao like it's so perfect??? I know it's male gaze-y but idc, I haven't been able to move on since I saw this. Do we know how many takes this took? Why is she so good at everything she does?
#Jenna Ortega is a girl kisser#that string of saliva is the only thing that's keeping my life from falling apart#gideon adlon#miller's girl#jenna ortega
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JENNA ORTEGA as CAIRO SWEET in MILLER’S GIRL.
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not to be disrespectful, but I just know that Wednesday Addams is a freak in the sheets, like Enid could be on her period right now, and our favorite short emo girl is gonna be like 'say no more Babycakes I gotchu....'
#enid x wednesday#wednesday#wednesday addams#netflix wednesday#wednesday x enid#enid sinclair#wenclair
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the rizz this woman has is insane istg
The Crush on this Woman 😍😍😍😍🫠🫠🫠
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