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princiepuppy · 24 days
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princiepuppy · 4 months
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Pretty wild that the french language is a descendant of latin. Like not only is it a domesticated version of vulgar latin, but, like, the pug version of it. Specifically selectively bred for the purpose of being cute and useless. Arbitrary spelling and frilly pronunciation to the point where nobody notices if you only pronounce two thirds of the letters and not a single consonant. Language so imprecise that you have to be a native speaker or an university linguistic professor to have any confidence in your assumption that you know what the fuck someone is saying.
How the fuck is french like "oh no, I can only fit like 21 unique words into my cute little vocabulary, so all of them need to have like 35 separate meanings, and you have to listen to my distressed snortling really carefully to deduct from context whether the word 'bouton' in this sentence means a doorknob, flower bud, button, pimple, or a secret fifth thing that I just made up! ó^ò"
Meanwhile latin, long dead and still haunting us, pulls its bloody head out of a mammoth carcass mouth full of gore like "I have a specific verb for aggressively penetrating a man's left nostril."
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princiepuppy · 6 months
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princiepuppy · 8 months
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shoutout to the slow artists. the artists with hardly any time for art. the artists who reach the end of the day with no energy for art. you got this i believe in you and you are no less valued than anyone else
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princiepuppy · 1 year
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hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
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princiepuppy · 1 year
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I've really been enjoying Kinder World recently! I love seeing the little critters throughout the day and my favorite part is the emotional naming sand jar.
https://kinderworldapp.onelink.me/HVBd/Sharing
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princiepuppy · 1 year
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At long last I have designed all major classic Five Night's at Freddy's human characters!
Can you tell who's supposed to be who? If so let me know who's your favorite!
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princiepuppy · 1 year
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Members of carnivora paired with their common ancestor, a miacid. 
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princiepuppy · 1 year
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hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?
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i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her
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princiepuppy · 1 year
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when I was very young my mother told me "they're going to try and teach you that we came from monkeys but that's not true and you shouldn't listen to them because we were made from god" and she was my mom and I was like 7, so I pretty much just went "okay, noted, anyway"
anyway like 2 years later evolution comes up in class and one of my classmates goes "is this the we evolved from monkeys thing?"
and I'm on Red Alert. this is what my mom told me about!
the teacher replies, "well, we share a common ancestor, but we didn't evolve directly from apes. if you go back way before apes or people existed, you'll find a different third thing we both came from. we know this because of things like fossils"
and I was like whoo! dodged a bullet there, good thing my 4th grade science class isn't trying to teach us we came from monkeys and instead figured stuff out using fossils and taught us that instead :)
Instructions Unclear, Ended Up Believing In Evolution Anyway
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princiepuppy · 1 year
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princiepuppy · 2 years
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redrawing of famous 15th century tapestry “Unicorn in Captivity” except instead of a unicorn it’s my favorite beanie baby. 
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princiepuppy · 2 years
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princiepuppy · 2 years
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“and the universe said…”
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princiepuppy · 2 years
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when i was reading the book entangled life which is about fungi and the author merlin sheldrake said that once he got his first author copies he was going to dampen the pages and use them to grow oyster mushrooms and yeast and then use the yeast to brew beer and then drink the beer with the mushrooms to complete the cycle of fungal knowledge. i was like really and truly this guy gets it
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princiepuppy · 2 years
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princiepuppy · 2 years
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