princessspacemermaid
Princess Space Mermaid Fairy Unicorn
That also breathes fire.
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"gee why do trans/nonbinary people go apeshit for title nouns like 'captain' and 'doctor'?"
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but also
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Four Seasons Total Landscaping posted this on their official Facebook page and if you didn’t think they knew exactly what they were doing, you will now
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My in-laws love videochatting with their granddaughter, and most of the time it’s just cute and low-key, but let me tell ya, the herculean feat of willpower it took not to laugh, scream, cry, or start making incomprehensible noises the other day when my 60-something father in law was going over animal noises with my child as she picked up her puzzle pieces and they got to the fox piece and HONEST TO GOODNESS in genuine confusion and total, blissful ignorance, he goes,
“What does the fox say? Oh, huh, I don’t know. What does the fox say?”
I hadn’t thought about that Thing for 7 gosh dang years and in one sentence this man, who until 2 years ago legitimately did not know how to pronounce the word “meme,” decked me with the most powerful psychic suckerpunch ever concocted.
When I tell y’all I had to physically restrain myself from going “RING DING DING DING DINGDIDING” and the only thing that stopped me was the graciously timely realization that I would have to explain myself….
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GDBee on Instagram / Society6 / Redbubble
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the express ticket to h*ll they’re getting
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i’m so happy, i found my favorite reddit post of all time. i thought i lost it forever
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yeah there’s a lot of work we still need to do but i am literally begging y’all to let people celebrate. let us just have one day of happiness before we return to the grime truth of reality
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if they end up having to physically drag trump out of the white house, I want that shit livestreamed.
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