My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”
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oh to be a funky ghost eternally partying in a graveyard in the haunted mansion
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body: you are dying of The Heat
me: [removes blanket]
body: never have you been So Frozen
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must a movie be good? is it not enough to see Jake Gyllenhaal, unhinged?
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Can confirm this
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Theres a twitter post about this girl finding that gamer girl bath water in her boyfriend's mail and breaking up with him and everyone in the replies like wow she's such a pyscho he really dodged a bullet and AJZHSJHDIWJD what the hell a man need some e girls bath water for i hate gamers so much bitch SHE dodged a bullet
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i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that
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the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up
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That isn’t how it works little one.
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I laughed at this too much
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anyone wanna buy me $400 worth of clothing for nothing in return
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pants cat
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me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before
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