Take this with you

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

wait do you guys actually carry purses/bags everywhere you go i really need to know

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

personally i kinda of enjoy it even though i dont use they/them because it kinda implies someone has looked at me and assumed i'm not cis lol. and at least in my social circle it's more polite to go with they/them if you aren't sure

please reblog for sample size :] its research

my parents: we’re not trying to discourage you from anything but *most downputting string of words you’ve ever heard in your life*

MOST DISTURBING FOREST ENCOUNTERS.....NUMBER ONE:

THE GOUGER!!!

Normal fucking people who are barely able to make ends meet are desperately trying to cobble together enough money to send to corrupt extortionist Egyptian officials to evacuate people from an extermination camp while rich as fuck celebrities who could probably singlehandedly fully fund every Palestinian family's escape fun do absolutely nothing. What a monumentally cruel and humiliating way of being tbh.

the phenomenon of zionist bloggers on here fitting the 2015 steven universe, passionate shipper, AO3 supernatural/dr who/our flag means death/hamilton etc cinnamon roll millennial cringe menace needs to be given a name and i think we should call this Smol Bean Zionism

DO NOT, AND I BEG OF YOU, DO NOT STAY SILENT. ISRAELI HAVE MASSACRED INNOCENT PALESTINIANS IN RAFAH, THEIR SAFE SPACE, THEIR CAMPS WHERE THEY WERE RESIDING. ITS A FUCKING MASSACRE. INNOCENT LIVES HAVE BEEN TAKEN, JUST LIKE THAT. MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN HAVE LOST THEIR LOVED ONES JUST LIKE THAT. AND IF YOURE STILL SILENT, SHAME ON YOU. SERIOUSLY.

きのう何食べた? (What did you eat yesterday?), Fumi Yoshinaga

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives