absolutely no way would they have banned a white person from the oscars for ten whole years over a slap

hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever

i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it's devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street

Strong Winds Causing This Waterfall To

Spray Upwards ..

Blorbo from My Shows is bravely rescuing the plinko horse!

requested by anonymous

i love girls with no ‘maternal warmth’. girls who are affectionate in awkward ways. girls who are not ‘caregivers’ so much as care needers. girls who mean well but come across as assholes. girls who don’t mean well. girls who cry a lot but it isn’t ‘cute’ it’s just annoying. girls who aren’t always the most beautiful one in the room. girls who are obnoxious. girls who kind of suck but u can’t help but love them bc they really are just trying,

how could anyone hate tumblr when we are the only social media platform with a dedicated and popular subset of users who exclusively post about being evil gay wizards

Such an important thing to hope for

Face to face with a 90 year old turtle

🎥: Nicholas Breaux

spotify watching me listen to megan thee stallion, doja cat, marina, and lorde all in the span of an hour:

absolutely shattered that i cant tweet on my academic twitter the same way i speak on this blog