2 minutes no looking at pictures of The Character

I MISS VAELLUS WHAT THE FUCK

proud of minke for not committing goblin genocide this week

send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it

y’all ever see a piece of fan content about your favorite character that is so horrifically different from what you personally believe and you just

as alan from barbie, duck game is very important to me

literally can’t stand your generation of tiktok fandom people, there is no media literacy my god

HEY i did NOT join the fandom from tiktok. i don't even HAVE tiktok (even though that's not relevant at all, i watch youtube shorts). media is interesting because it's up to the interpretation of whoever's consuming it. i consume duck game on a regular basis and therefore i'm allowed to draw conclusions from OBVIOUS clues sheila is leaving for all of us. sure, some people think i'm crazy but i'm NOT. vaellus isn't evil, vaelliana isn't toxic, minke is an angel, mugorim and the princess SUCK. these aren't just my opinions they're real facts that you can find for yourself if you stop drooling over useless ships for five minutes and worrying about how your 'babies' are doing. being disconnected from the main protagonists helps you to see what this campaign is REALLY for.

other duck game ships are trying so hard to be vaelliana fr

The duck game fandom would have a blast rn

HEY STOP THAT

Hey, you wanna play Vaellus's Lawyer when his trial comes around?

OMG OMG OMG I'D BE HONOURED!!! I can write up an incredible defense if you want me to THIS IS SO AMAZING I CAN BE IN DUCK GAME!!! SEE @figgriffinboldebortefanblog TAKE THAT I'M THE TRUE DUCK GAMER HERE

he's LITERALLY NOT A VILLAIN

Are you a true duck gamer? Because I feel like we aren't listening to the same campaign with how you talk about Mugorim and Vaellus 💀

I'm DEFINITELY a true duck gamer thank you very much. And what do you mean "the way i talk about mugorim and vaellus"??? I'm obviously just picking up on the narrative clues that Sheila is leaving for us to decipher. There's an obvious story structure to duck game and so many people in this fandom take everything at face value and just DON'T get it. Honestly you give me the vibes of someone who hasn't even watched the trials prequel episodes. They're so important for clearly establishing Vaellus' true character, but you either don't know about that or are actively ignoring it.

headcanon that minke wears a bunch of bracelets/strings and one of them aradenn uses to tie up her braids

YES OMG THAT'S SO CUTE!!!

how do you feel now that sevyn has a definite connection to vaellus through their parent?

honestly i feel bad for sevyn and their parent. because kyrie (am i spelling it right???) got hired by vaellus to be a guard and he was paying them REALLY WELL. but then mugwort showed up and ruined it. i'm starting to think he's the REAL villain of duck game in a way. like there's so much bullshit that goes on around that guy and he's ruining everything. i hope sevyn and their parent can make up with vaellus and everything will be okay. maybe sevyn used to work for vaellus too. we know sevyn has a gambling addiction and if vaellus pays WELL (what a king 🥰) and sevyn was in debt she might've taken a job from him. i think it's totally possible but also something sevyn will have to figure out for himself.

headcanon that vaellus is more of a cat person than a dog or duck person

love the "or a duck person" specification.

i DEFINITELY think he'd be more of a cat person, as long as he had someone else to take care of the cat. he probably wouldn't want to clean out a litter box, but he'd love being able to pet a little guy on the head while plotting and scheming (NOT EVILLY)

what happened to "i value our friendship"??? what does that mean??? what's fig yapping about