actually sobbing. what do you mean ayda literally sent pieces of an asteroid across the whole galaxy from the beginning of time towards earth that have been traveling across space until now to tell her girlfriend how much she loves her. and what do you mean she said that even before she and fig met the asteroids were hurling through space because the two of them were always going to meet and were always going to love each other and it was always destined. and what the fuck do you mean that every time fig or ayda looked up at the night sky before they knew each other they were unknowingly staring right at proof of their love for each other since the beginning of fucking time.

brennan lee mulligan you just created the most tragically beautiful sapphic story and metaphor and i will never be the same i have genuinely been fundamentally changed by this meteor shower

I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year

SO SEASON TWO HUH HOW YALL DOING

✨here be memes✨

They really sat down to write S2 of OFMD and asked themselves “what do gay people like?” And then wrote soup on a whiteboard and circled it seven times

Consider, from the perspective of ten years ago, an ex-president saying he used to constantly fantasize about fucking men, and the reaction being "yeah, whatever, poser."

when will they learn that it never works

#the timing #The condom #The lube #This is a comedy

Red white and royal blue (2023) dir. Matthew Lopez

love how she doesn't even bother to ask if crowley has a wife or girlfriend. one look at him and it's clear there is no heterosexual explanation for anything about crowley

The Apology Dance ™️

bonus:

We just need Nina to do the love thing with Maggie. I have a plan.

rule

this is slightly comforting

AZIRAPHALE & CROWLEY + text posts