he's green and beautiful and I would dress him up in seasonal outfits

can I interest anyone in buying me an 8 ft cast aluminum dinosaur for the small price of 1800$

can I interest anyone in buying me an 8 ft cast aluminum dinosaur for the small price of 1800$

I want a coogi sweater so fucking bad

everywhere I go people tell me they're so amazed at how well behaved echo is like she isn't literally wearing a service dog vest in front of them

today's fun experiment is combining two different anxiety triggers in one estlin: 1) unfinished work that they should have already finished and 2) giving a presentation

let's wait and see what new and creative ways they'll find to explode

is it even worth being on tumblr without my beautiful girlfriend here

what the fuck this is my third migraine so far this year why are they getting more frequent again

I have all the energy in the world when I'm lying down but I get up and start moving around and suddenly I'm eepy again

number 1 c debugging tip: try throwing some ampersands in there maybe your problem is actually that you don't have enough pointers

if you're going to draw fat butches stop giving them chiseled jawlines some of us have face fat to go with the body fat

what is a car if not a really big metal cat

every time I make a post about cats and don't accidentally type "car" is a huge success

news alert: the world's saddest baby is here

echo loves to volunteer to hang out w me while I take a bath and then 5min later start crying bc I'm not entertaining her

echo loves to volunteer to hang out w me while I take a bath and then 5min later start crying bc I'm not entertaining her

it is neither free nor bones

me, giving my dog her daily joint supplement: it's literally free bones

me, giving my dog her daily joint supplement: it's literally free bones

I think all microwaves should have to say what their wattage is on the front right next to the buttons otherwise how am I supposed to figure out how long to cook things for

nightmare situation I got to lecture today and seb was like why are you here? we have an exam today don't you take those at disability services? reader, I did not schedule this exam with disability services I didn't even know we had an exam today