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pretzelfishes · 19 days
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paul: mansplain, manipulate, manslaughter feyd: hot damn
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pretzelfishes · 19 days
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pretzelfishes · 19 days
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love the bene gesserit. they're out there girlboss gatekeep gaslighting for 90 generations, perfectly and meticulously masterminding every political player of the universe into sexy times to create the Ultimate Manwhore and after ALL OF THAT. ALLLL OF THAT?
Dune timeline hits. we're here! we've done it! Our two greatest prospects!! Kwisatz Haderach! At last! And it's just fucking Kinky and Twinky over here like oh ok nice going I guess
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pretzelfishes · 3 months
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so
yknow how van eck was buying jurda farms
and a romcom trope is "you're buying my family's business in this small town but you're a big corporation so Bad"
I'm not SAYING wesper christmas tree hallmark au, but I'm also not not saying that
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pretzelfishes · 3 months
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I'm gonna be sick
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pretzelfishes · 4 months
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Palestine will be free. [context]
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pretzelfishes · 4 months
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When South Africa dismantled apartheid, it did not end with the expulsion of all white South Africans. They became part of the new South Africa, just without the criminal discriminatory oligarchic powers the apartheid goverment had. When Bolivia recognized its indigenous heritage and became a plurinational state, it did not mean that people of European descent were expelled in masse. It meant the recognition of the previously discriminated indigenous and mestizo people of Bolivia and the beginning of a path of integration and revalidation.
What I mean is that it's ridiculous to think that decolonization inherently means mass suffering and relocation, that's what colonization does. Decolonization is recognizing the crimes of colonization, but more importantly, material, political and social steps to give power and self-determination to the exploited native people who were victims of colonialism and imperialism.
In multicultural societies, you don't go like in that Peter Griffin meme with a skin tone chart and saying 'well, you go back to Europe, you go back to Africa, you stay here'. You build a new society on the paradigm of dignity for exploited people and equality under the law. People are acting like this is some sort of fantastic utopia instead of real initiatives that were done in living memory, with successes and failures, as all such initiatives have. One must ask why are some so insistent that multicultural societies can't thrive, especially when for most of history, societies were indeed like that. Consider why you think like that.
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pretzelfishes · 4 months
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Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar
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pretzelfishes · 4 months
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mine is five degrees separated from donald trump btw. yes it haunts me. you do have to tell me who it is in the tags because im nosy.
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pretzelfishes · 4 months
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He’s so daddy he looks like a Lana Del Rey song.
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pretzelfishes · 4 months
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Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
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pretzelfishes · 5 months
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Read the entire thread here
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pretzelfishes · 5 months
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Bruce being haunted by the ghost of his mother except it’s only when he’s not keeping Kosher.
Bruce, eating a cheeseburger at 3 in the morning, bleeding out: hrgh. borger���
Martha Wayne, Jewish mother and ghost: Bruce Thomas Wayne, what do you think you’re doing?!
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pretzelfishes · 5 months
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literally cannot believe "first ever live action omegaverse show" is not bigger news on tumblr
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pretzelfishes · 6 months
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There is still hope. Say it out loud. Palestine will be free. The Palestinian people will celebrate their culture and heritage with each other. We will love and be loved. Do not fall into the trap of despair.
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pretzelfishes · 7 months
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Selling pins who wants one?
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