Instead of watching the Dark kNight what if you simply had a Bright Day 😀 🌞

Instead of trying to get a waifu, try making your wife food. Cook her a delicious dinner and tell her how much she means to you.

We went to the Chicago history museum today and they had a big polish-american exhibit and not one place did they mention anything about ww2, or the polish peoples republic. It was like a bizarre display of a feeling with zero context the idea of American polishness divorced from the catholicism, divorced from its historical context.

Happy international deer day

[loudly] yeah ill basically kill anyone with my longsword. it doesnt really even matter to me. ill just slay whoever i feel like, with my longsword

The more Meryl drinks the more she starts gesturing aimlessly with her finger and giggling about jokes she made up in her head. I'm taking her last name this summer and having her children.

wife posting alert: Meryl drank too many beers and fell asleep before midnight. I love her so much.

I'm gonna get fucking Drunk tonight

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY CAN'T DO THIS! IT ISNT RIGHT

Thos is the first time I've been in a bed all month like domt get me wrong I also got into trucking bevause I was very broke, and this is a great way to correct that. I've been on the training pay this whole while and next week im gonna be out there earning the full pay for real. 3000 miles a week. I wouldn't have held onto the house had I kept working at the postal service so I signed it over and took my destiny into my own hands through my work. I've slept inside a truck for a month now and I'm enjoying the fruits of my hard work for a week before leaving out again.

She gork on my Mork till I waaaghh

We're at a fancy hotel in downtown Chicago again 😮

Italian beef sandwiches with hot peppers in chicago with my wife on my first day off.

Someone should kill that destiny guy on stream just set some consequence for evil so it's widely viewed.