New York is just the poor man's LA, though.
It’s great being back and living in my hometown, but I’m not gonna lie- I definitely miss New York.
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It's funny because I didn't even win but I got offers. Sucks to suck.
Yeah, maybe, but I’m still a good enough mechanic and a winner.
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Maybe because everyone knows that this whole race competition was a total fluke.
It’s proving really difficult to find a pit crew that’ll take me.
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You've never watched reality TV, have you. Or heard anyone talk about it. Or anything.
So, obviously we’re still on reality tv, but I guess I don’t understand what’s so interesting about us now? We’re not exactly making movies, or writing music, or anything. It’s kinda cool, but I guess I just don’t see myself as anyone famous.
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That's my middle name, actually. 'Ray of Sunshine Who's Full of Himself.'
Well aren’t you a ray of sunshine who’s full of them self?
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I'm teasing. I haven't been home, whatever. Then again, I was already a millionaire.
That still sounds weird. And what kinda person do you think I am, Pres? Of course I have.
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That explains a lot.
I don’t think there’s anything that’ll make me “hit the gym”. Not my thing.
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I'm just saying. Maybe it'll incentivize you to hit the gym.
Yeah, yeaah. Not surprising coming from you.
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Have you not visited your family since you became a millionaire? How ungrateful. For shame, Sammy.
I dunno, maybe I’ll take a trip home for a little bit.
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I've replaced you as my favorite in your absence. That's what you get for abandoning me with a bunch of people I hate.
Finally I have arrived at LA.. Did you miss me?
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I'm going to laugh at you when you get fat.
I think I had one too many pieces of that red velvet… Oops
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It's funny, because no one actually cares whether you're up and about or sitting around.
I think I might have a case of the couch potato.
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Sigh. Still following me around, I see.
Hmm, now that I’ve proven myself, I think I’m gonna set my sights on the professional circuit.
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Apparently you're just going to have to start wearing a huge sign that says 'Not Interested'. Or a bag over your head. Do you want me to destroy someone for you?
I went out to eat today and the waiter would not stop staring at me, then when I left, I realized he had written his phone number on the check. Safe to say I’m pretty freaked out.
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I already lived here, it's not my fault apparently everyone followed me.
Is it just me who finds it weird that we somehow all ended up in L.A?
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I still can't believe we came in last. Whatever. The race was pretty illegitimate as far as races go anyway.
I still can’t believe the race is over- and that we won for that matter.
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Are you making fun of me?
Maybe speaking in a British accent will eventually drive someone crazy.
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