A glass of brandy clutched tightly, swirled until there’s a galaxy in his glass.

Plans laid. Waiting for the pieces to fall into place.

Are Summers and Beths welcome in the Citadel, and do they have the same rights as Ricks and Morties? What about Jerries?

Summers and Beths, certainly. No Jerrys allowed. 

Someone make me a martini? My hands are full.

[just a note]

[The events that are about to occur are separate from the timeline where @president-morty is uhhh welll President.]

Are you going to be able to heal the mortys that have been experimented on? I suppose that's a lot to ask since you're not a ri- er... a scientist.

What a strange question. As if I don’t have a staff of perfectly apt doctors at my disposal.

"The fuck? I leave for two fucking months and the citadel is completely rebuilt has a democratic voting system the Morty school is permanently shut down Mortytown is being "Helped" and the first elected president is a goddamn Morty...?" "The fuck was in that drink.."

A dose of reality. 

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

(2/2) T-This morning, he was gone. I-I don't know what happened to him, but . . . W-what he said wasn't true, right? Y-you're here for all of us, regardless of whether we agree with you being president . . . R-right?

But yes, I am here for you all.

M-My Rick talked to me yesterday . . . about how, while h-he's fine with a Morty as president, y-you in particular . . . h-he noticed a lot of Ricks - ones who spoke o-out against you, mainly - tend to get carried away off to who-knows-where . . . H-he thought you might be involved in it. (1/2)

I’m sorry to hear he had so little faith in me.

If your original rick was somehow still alive and listening right now..what would you tell him?

That I hope he’s proud of me.

I LOVE MY GRANDSON! IM SO PROUD OF YOU!

Morty grins and gives a little bow.

What was you're life like before presidency? The press is itching to know how a morty was able to reach to the top!

Pretty uneventful, except when I lost my Rick.

Oh I love pie! What's your favorite flavor?

Victory.

W-wait are there bodies floating outside!!

It’s... important to note that there might be a killer clown on the loose in the sewers here. No need for panic.

All your rick supporters are *urp* fucking softies, YOU SONS OF BITCHES ARE REALLY GONNA LISTEN TO A MORTY?

Morty turns away, letting his Rick supporters know he appreciates them, and definitely not noticing when the protesting Rick is grabbed and dragged off.

Hey uh, I have an issue i'd like to bring up to you since the Council wouldnt listen. Ever since that incident with that Rick torturing Morty's, the Morty I got as a replacement has been.. WAY to different then regular Morty's. That son of a bitch ruined the poor guy and.. and I tried to suggest some sort of therapy to open up for my Morty but.. the council didnt listen. Will.. will you be different?

Absolutely. Just dial ‘473′  on your citadel line and you’ll be patched into the center where you can let them know what you need. I hope your Morty makes a full recovery.

Mr. President, what is your opinion on the hostage situation that took place in the Simple Ricks Factory? And what's your opinion on Simple Ricks in general?

I think Simple Rick’s premise and practice is questionable at best, and I believe the situation is reflective of the issue with Ricks in general - they don’t even treat other versions of themselves well.