ANUSHKA SHETTY in BAAHUBALI 2: THE CONCLUSION (2017)

literally no one can convince me that ryan and chad were not gay for each other.

a) “I’LL SHOW YOU HOW I SWING” with this face

b) they are literally wearing each other’s clothes and practically sitting in each other’s laps

c) um… THIS

d) chad very much checks out ryan and asks if he has game

just… whoever tries to deny it is obviously fooling themselves

Two heterosexual men having a heterosexual conversation heterosexually

there’s two types of people

#lord #give me the strength

The entirety of I Don’t Dance from High School Musical 2 is literally about Chad denying that he’s gay because he’s an athlete (also dancing is stereotypically “gay” activity while sports (like baseball and basketball) are typically hyper masculine and therefore hetero) and Ryan trying to prove to him that that doesn’t matter like c'mon guys Ryan goes “you’ll never know if you never try” and Chad says “but there’s just one little thing that stops me every time” thay one little thing is his fear of coming out because he’s an athlete and he’s scared of how his teammates and so on will react because athletes just can’t be gay, right? like it’s so significant that they were playing baseball specifically because “pitching” and “catching” are euphemisms for “topping” and “bottoming” and I probably don’t even have the explain the context of “swinging” (ie. towards men or towards women) also in the scene right before the song actually starts they do that thing with the bat where the put their hands on top of one anothers to see who will bat first. Like guys cmon, a baseball bat is such a phallic symbol (hand jobs my dudes). and literally while chad is swearing up and down that he doens’t dance he eventually starts to dance anyway, which symbolizes him starting to accept himself whilst still being a little wary to really come out? then they even go as far as to switch clothes afterward and are damn near sitting in eachother’s laps with taylor, chad’s “girlfriend,” just kind of awkwardly standing beside them it is so painfully obvious that chad and ryan were supposed to be gay but the writers couldn’t make it truly canon because this was Disney in 2007 so they set ryan up with kelsi even though kelsi was clearly a lesbian and had a crush on sharpay but Chad and Ryan definetely got married after college and adopted a bunch of kids and if anyone disagrees with me on this they’re welcome to take it up with my lawyer

Ok, let’s admit it. The Biggest Forced Hetero Relationship on tv ever had to be Kelsi and Ryan from High school musical.

Fuck romance except whatever the gay theater kid and Corbin Bleu had going on

Endless gifs of Bridgit Mendler:  Bridgit Mendler’s #ARALLACCESS Photoshoot Behind The Scenes (x)

You’re my Honeybunch, Sugarplum Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You’re my Sweetie Pie You’re my Cuppycake, Gumdrop Snoogums-Boogums, You’re the Apple of my Eye and I love you so and I want you to know that I’ll always be right here and I love to sing sweet songs to you Because you are so dear. 

rb if you’re in the weird zone of gen-z where you’re too young to remember old disney, but too old to know new disney, so instead you just remember shows like good luck charlie, phineas and ferb, shake it up, a.n.t. farm, jessie, austin and ally, and dog with a blog. 

I can’t wait for EJ’s eventual name reveal and it better be on par with Potty John and Thelonious Jagger or I will riot

I was being chased through a department store by old people who had green breath that could kill me. In the end I went to the checkout and died via old person green breath. Also, for some reason I was Gabe Duncan from Good Luck Charlie.

THESE VIOLENT DELIGHTS by Chloe Gong 

“The stars incline us, they do not bind us.” 

Happy belated birthday, Cossette! (@wrenhal)

@projectliterature event 01: 2020 releases  —  these violent delights     — The year is 1926, and Shanghai hums to the tune of debauchery. A blood feud between two gangs runs the streets red, leaving the city helpless in the grip of chaos. At the heart of it all is eighteen-year-old Juliette Cai, a former flapper who has returned to assume her role as the proud heir of the Scarlet Gang—a network of criminals far above the law. Their only rivals in power are the White Flowers, who have fought the Scarlets for generations. And behind every move is their heir, Roma Montagov, Juliette’s first love…and first betrayal.