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preciouslandmermaid · 6 hours
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i must not stir the pot. stirring the pot is the notifications-killer. participation in the discourse is the little-death that brings total activity obliteration. i will face the bad opinions on the internet. i will permit them to pass over me and through me. and when they have gone past, i will turn the block button onto their source. where the discourse has come from there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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preciouslandmermaid · 7 hours
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i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this
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preciouslandmermaid · 8 hours
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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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preciouslandmermaid · 9 hours
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what buffy did..... wearing halter tops to kill vampires..... sequins.... that very specific pink glittery jacket when willow exorcised those demons..... 90's mini skirt top jacket ensemble.... She was Right.... That is how you dress to kill vampires and other supernatural beings..... She was Right, those are the Correct Fashion Choices.... Pink leather pants when killing Count Dracula YES
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preciouslandmermaid · 10 hours
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preciouslandmermaid · 10 hours
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also willow reminds me so much of my virgo best friend i’m gonna text them
Spike …..u are so cunty i love you
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preciouslandmermaid · 10 hours
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Spike …..u are so cunty i love you
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preciouslandmermaid · 10 hours
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tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”
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preciouslandmermaid · 12 hours
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this is my favorite thread ever (x)
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preciouslandmermaid · 13 hours
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There should be a fanfic writing game called the showrunners challenge where someone writes a story and partway through someone else can play things like "actor leaves after 4000 more words" or "topic now too politically sensitive due to unforeseen world events" or "lost rights to that reference"
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preciouslandmermaid · 14 hours
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ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself
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preciouslandmermaid · 14 hours
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open window save me. save me open window
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preciouslandmermaid · 15 hours
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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
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preciouslandmermaid · 15 hours
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should i watch buffy the vampire slayer
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preciouslandmermaid · 16 hours
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preciouslandmermaid · 17 hours
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Semi-motivational quotes from Hayao Miyazaki
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preciouslandmermaid · 19 hours
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I can’t ever leave tumblr because I just love the tag function.. no other social media platform allows you to heckle yourself on your own post. you get to preemptively make metatextual commentary abt your OWN POST. how cool is that
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