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easily manipulated by beautiful women and proud of it
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Whyd no one tell me alligator Gars scientific name is Atrocious Spatula
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🔪 knife stop 🔪
Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
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"we need less sanitized queer stories" yall keep saying fucking she-ra romanticizes abuse. you couldnt possibly handle less sanitized queer stories
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literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"
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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
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babe you did not just pronounce fajita like that
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Weems: You better have a good reason as to why your girlfriend is late yet again.
Enid: Miss Weems, I have no idea how to say this but…..
The werewolf takes a moment to think of a lie
Enid: Wednesday died this morning.
Weems: What?!
Enid: No! No, no, no, NO! That’s a lie. I’m sorry.
Weems: Why would you lie?! Just tell me the truth, why is she late?
Enid: She’s….. pregnant.
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Wednesday: You couldn’t come up with a better lie?
Enid: Nope! You know I can’t lie.
Wednesday: Oh god. Now how am I going to explain this to Weems?
Enid: You can probably explain it to her at the hospital. When I told her she fainted and hit her head at the edge of the table.
Wednesday:
Wednesday: Good lord, Enid.
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