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The Devil In Disguise
Hi I'm Kevin! I live with my mom and dad. I'm 8 years old and I like bugs, mud, playing games and playing pranks! Look out, cause you might be next!
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Hoooooo! [He stares at it, sparkly eyed] That's so cool! It's like a light up compass! *impressed by Paolo, he smiles* You're pretty smart. I'm Kevin. We should go fishing together if you aren't busy!
-Sees Paolo by the lighthouse- *looks at lighthouse and then back at Paolo* …What is this?
It’s a lighthouse. You haven’t seen one before? [tilts his head]
[Scrunches his nose and stands on his toes to get a better view of it] …Nah. What’s it for? Is it for snipers to...
[shakes his head] No, It’s not. [points up at the lighthouse] See the light up there? It’s so the ships can find there way back into the harbor if it’s really dark or kind of foggy.
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*Grins at him* Nice work! Yeah, if I was some sort of villain-I'd be terrified of you too! *Lowers his voice as if being very secretive* See any...evildoers lately?
[Proudly places his hands on his hips and laughs] Ha! Of course you would! ...[he looks around] Not recently, but we need to stalk the witch in the woods! I think she's up to no good. Wanna come with?! [he jumps around]
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[His eyes grow wide] You? SHORT!? [he crosses his arms] I don't believe you! [He sighs and drops his forehead on the back of Bob's neck] I eat everything! I'm not growing!! Maybe I'm not meant to be a superhero. Maybe I'm a puny villain! [he frowns]
Welcome to Brownie Ranch!: pranksandbugs replied to your post: [Walks along ranch and stops…
Tch! I mean well of course you’re hulk! But I think you’re half hulk…Like you were working on how to get rid of hulk but it didn’t quite work. -finger to his lips- You’re still…
[Grins even wider, reaching down and scooping Kevin up before tossing him lightly into the air and catching him with a barely audible grunt, and then lifting and settling him onto his shoulders, his head bent forward slightly.]
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@Paolo
-Sees Paolo by the lighthouse- *looks at lighthouse and then back at Paolo* ...What is this?
It’s a lighthouse. You haven’t seen one before? [tilts his head]
[Scrunches his nose and stands on his toes to get a better view of it] ...Nah. What's it for? Is it for snipers to kill enemies at sea!?
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Look! It small boy from big fire! Hello small boy!
[scrunches his nose] ...Hi. [has a stick in his hand and continuously hits his other hand with it] Um so, I'm taking over your tribe...So you have to either leave, or be the poop cleaner.
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*grins when he sees the young boy, crouches so he's more at his level* Hey there, soldier! Did you get home without seeing any evil-doers last night?
[His eyes light up and he runs to Owen] Yeah!! I did!! [flexes] I made it home safe and sound! No witches to be seen. I guess I scared them off~ [he scoffs]
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-laughs as he was thrown in the air, a huge smile on his face- ....-his eyes grow wide as he looks around, hanging onto Bob tightly- I-Is this really what you see all the time!? All the way up here?! -In total shock-
Welcome to Brownie Ranch!: pranksandbugs replied to your post: [Walks along ranch and stops…
Tch! I mean well of course you’re hulk! But I think you’re half hulk…Like you were working on how to get rid of hulk but it didn’t quite work. -finger to his lips- You’re still...
[Grins even wider, reaching down and scooping Kevin up before tossing him lightly into the air and catching him with a barely audible grunt, and then lifting and settling him onto his shoulders, his head bent forward slightly.]
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Tch! I mean well of course you’re hulk! But I think you’re half hulk…Like you were working on how to get rid of hulk but it didn’t quite work. -finger to his lips- You’re still strong though, right!?
[Smile fades slightly at the mention of the loss of muscle - still quite obvious despite his renewed eating habits - before he grins wider, almost mischievously, while reaching a hand down.] Still pretty strong, and I’ll get stronger again. Wanna see, kid?
-His eyes light up- Yeah!! Show me! Show me! *jumps up and down in excitement*
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Kevin's Headcanon
Name: Kevin Schreiner
Nicknames: Kev, King Kevin, Squirt, Demon Child, The Devil in Disguise
Age: 8
Height: 3'6"
Weight: 51 lbs
Birthday: July 25th
Star Sign: Leo
Nationality: German
Accent: German Accent
Family: Claire Schreiner(Mother), Wilbur Schreiner(Father)
Residency: Zephyr Town
Likes: playing pranks, bugs, frogs, fish, treasure, fossils, dairy products, desserts, gems, and stones, stories, story-telling, magic, tall/bigger people, crashing parties, free food
Dislikes: People who call him short, people who spoil his fun, Vaughn, annoying girls, dressing fancy, cucumbers, thunderstorms, horses
Bio:
Traits:
Fiery - Small, but full of energy. There isn't anything he thinks he can't do. Very hard to put to bed. Can run for hours.
Bossy - Kevin likes everyone to follow him and for everything to be done his way. The modern day Napoleon.
Careless - Definitely does not think before doing something. He just does it, ignoring all dangers.
Brave - Being careless means he doesn't have a lot of fear, so he's very brave. Will challenge anyone and do anything. Except go in a horse barn and sleep in his own bed during thunderstorms.
Confident - Very much so thinks he's the big cheese. He has his falling moments, but for the most part, very full of himself.
Helpful - If he likes you, and he's not out and about being a brat, Kevin can be very helpful. He has his own way of doing things and getting stuff done. Your go to kid for errands if you're lucky. He can get them done fast.
Conniving - Always has a secret motive and is most likely planning something.
Naughty - Loves to play pranks and make a mess. Picking on girls is his favorite. And letting frogs loose at church.
Loyal - Very loyal to his friends. Once a friend always a friend. He'd do anything for them. Stick up for them and always has your back. He'd even lie for you, even if it gets him in trouble.
Funny - Quite silly. He can get a laugh or two out of you. Whether he means to or not.
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if this looks like it was drawn in five minutes....it's because it was.
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((ooc: omfg even same relationship. VAUGHN. DAS U))
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-Shuts his eyes tight and tries not to smile- -shoots up gasping for air- I...I..I'M ALIVE! -jumps up and laughs, running around- Yuck. -wipes off the red on his shirt- Do you think this ketchup will come out?
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“N-No…” He coughs and tilts his head.
“You’re the fair maiden” he coughs once again and clutches his stomach, howling in pain.
“A kiss on the cheek will do…”
“F-from myself? T-t-that is inappro-inappropriate on m-many different...
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@Eliza
[hides behind bush, snickering] *slingshots mud ball at her*
*hums a little song while messing with her curls until said mud ball hits her* Ah! *touches her head, seeing the mud in her hand before becoming angry* Who did that?!
*Pops out of bush with a smirk on his face* ME. *proudly points to self* Why? What's a sissy like you gonna do about it, huh? -snickers- Neh neh neh neh!
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Hearing his response, Kevin flashed him an angry glare. ..He was a smart one. He might just like this guy. Throwing his head back, Kevin let out a hearty laugh and then went to Aaron's side. "Well, good to meet ya, Sir Aaron." He pulls out a small wooden sword and takes a few steps ahead, "Wanna go on an adventure with me? If not, I take it you're a scardy-knight!"
Wow. He had really wandered far this time. Where was he anyway..? No matter, he could have fun here and get away with it. This town was pretty different though..Something wasn’t right about it.. Hearing a voice, Kevin looked up, his arms crossed. “I should be asking you the...
Aaron tilted his head to the side, confused. This guy was a king? Maybe that was why his outfit was kind of different…but he still didn’t look like royalty. “But…you don’t have a crown…” That might not have been the best thing to say. “I-I mean, welcome to Alvarna, King Kevin! I am…Sir Aaron! And I’m a knight! Yeah…the best knight in the land!”
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"But please! I'm DYING!" Kevin twists and curls his body, moaning in pain. "If you won't help me, then you're leaving me here to die!"
Kissy kissy, tricky tricky
kevinwithhorns:
“N-No…” He coughs and tilts his head.
“You’re the fair maiden” he coughs once again and clutches his stomach, howling in pain.
“A kiss on the cheek will do…”
“F-from myself? T-t-that is inappro-inappropriate on m-many different levels.. I must be t-t-twice your age!”
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Kissy kissy, tricky tricky
Stares at him with wide eyes, waiting to hear an answer, her hands still shaking rather quickly.
“O-o-oh.. Uh-uhm.. A f-f-fair maiden yo-you say..”
Fumbles to get up, looking around for Eliza.
“E-E-Eliza! E-Eliza! A-a-are you around?”
After going a few minutes without hearing anything, drops herself back down before putting a hand to his forehead. “H-here.. Grab my h-h-hand..”
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"N-No..." He coughs and tilts his head.
"You're the fair maiden" he coughs once again and clutches his stomach, howling in pain.
"A kiss on the cheek will do..."
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