There's something so strange about listening to completely normal teenagers use words irl that were popularized by 40 year old autists on internet message boards

Met a frog farmer today. That's pretty neat. Didn't even know that was a thing.

i don’t have any other followers it’s actually just you and me here

Watched the monster hunter movie. It's REALLY bad. It makes me feel like a bunch of people are cosplaying monster hunter world characters while filming a completely unrelated "made for sci fi channel" movie.

Hermit mode

Being friends with people irl is bullshit, I need to start befriending online weirdos again

Really sad that my wife won't bash my head with a rock until I lose consciousness

video game

I hate trying to talk about the issues I have with people lusting after me. It either sounds like I'm trying to brag or I get people telling me that I should be happy about it. It's a genuine problem though. Like, my presence seems to cause people to lose all sense and inhibition. It's ruined many friend's marriages. It's caused three separate incidents that led to people getting a prison sentence. It's led to people suffering deep depression because they can't have me or they started questioning their sexuality. I hate all of this. I don't want it. I just want to live peacefully with my family.

Quit trying to invade my dreams

I'm in Mongolia. Beautiful place. Pretty dang cold while I've been here, but it's been nice.

Dolly Parton just played a halftime show concert at age 77. Incredible.

Someone hit me while I was doing 70 on my bike today. I'm lucky to be alive. No serious damage or anything. I feel like I'm the luckiest person on the planet.

Why is everyone so fucking horny?

Already decided to run for a county elected position to add politician and get something patented to add inventor. If anyone has any ideas let me know.

Gonna dedicate myself to having the most random Wikipedia page in existence. It's already looking pretty good, but we can do better.

Gonna dedicate myself to having the most random Wikipedia page in existence. It's already looking pretty good, but we can do better.